And when two people aren't coming together quite to their mutual satisfaction, well, music is good for that too.
Regardless of where you are in the relationship spectrum (hopeless crush, 20th anniversary or sworn off love for good), there's a song out there that matches your situation like a needle to a groove Top 5 Songs About Liking Someone Who Already Has a Boyfriend/Girlfriend
1. Ani DiFranco, "
"
2. Eric Clapton, "
"
(George Harrison's wife, no less)
3. Green Day, "
"
(Actually, this is the subject of the entire first three Green Day albums.)
4. Rick Springfield, "
Jesse's Girl
"
(This is also good for realizing that you should be worried about girls, not coke deals, a la Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.)
5. The Cars, "
My Best Friend's Girl
"
Top 5 Can't-Fail Songs to Play to Clinch the Deal and Make Mr./Miss Hesitant Drop the Resistance and Give You the Love You Need
1. Stevie Wonder, "
"
2. Depeche Mode, "
Enjoy The Silence
"
3. D'Angelo, "
Untitled (How Does It Feel)
"
4. Al Green, "
Here I Am (Come and Take Me)
"
5. Nina Simone, "
Do I Move You?
"
Top 5 Songs About Tragic, Star-Crossed Love That Will Never Work But Will Probably Make You Feel Better About Your Current Situation
1. Radiohead, "
Exit Music
(For A Film)"
2. Outkast, "
Miss Jackson
" and its response, Erykah Badu's "
Green Eyes
"
3. Bob Dylan, "
Tangled Up In Blue
"
4. U2, "
Stay, (Faraway, So Close)
"
5. J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers (or Pearl Jam, if you prefer), "
Last Kiss
"
Top 5 Songs About The Fact That No One Will Ever Love You
1. Morrissey, "
Will Never Marry
"
(Morrissey could probably dominate this list, so we're limiting it to one of his songs.)
2. Liz Phair, "
Divorce Song
"
3. Gilbert O' Sullivan, "
Alone Again, Naturally
"
4. The Smashing Pumpkins, "
Soma
"
5. The Beatles, "
Top 5 Songs About Killing Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend
(Note: Please do not kill your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend. We don't have time to give your new flame the Top 5 Songs if Your Honey Is on Death Row)
1. Jimi Hendrix, "
Hey Joe
"
(originally written by Billy Roberts, but Jimi is much more dramatic.)
2. Guns N' Roses, "Used To Love Her But I Had To Kill Her"
3. The Dixie Chicks, "
Goodbye, Earl
"
4. Eminem, "
Kim
"
5. Poe, "
Angry Johnny
"
Special bonus: Elvis Costello, "
Alison
"
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