What is marketing?
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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"
“That's Direct Marketing”
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."“That's Advertising”
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me“That's Telemarketing”
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) "Marry Me?"“That's Public Relations”
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! "Can you marry! Me?"“That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face."That's Customer Feedback”
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband."That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him."That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives."That's restriction for entering new markets"
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