Whilst reading some magazine in my local coffee shop today, i happened to come across ( no pun intended) the lovely story of a depressed Thai man who cut off his penis because of his inability to gain an erection.

The final straw came when he watched a porn film with his wife and still failed to get any action from the big/small fella, resulting in a mad dash to the kitchen and off he came !!!

Luckily the doctors managed to reattach his penis altho quote doctor :: Never again will he be able to maintain an erection (you could'nt make it up)

I wasn't sure if the story was true or not so decided to try google searching it. The results were.........12,100,000 for man cuts his penis off. I gave up on finding the story after about 5 pages, so here is a link to another one of the 12,000,000 or so stories.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Man_cuts_off_his_own_penis_in_UK_restaurant

SEE....thats what living in the UK does to you !!

oh i thought this was about your thai gf who would cut off your penis if u cheated on her hahaha

but yeah this can happen, how sad would life be without a penis =(

Lack of patience .

A lolly-pop stick and a bit of masking tape would have done the trick. Though nowadays I hear Viagra and standing on your head works wonders.

it helps if she is 19 and hot

she could "sing a song" - that often wakes up a tired soldier .....

he he he

did u planing to do it ? lol

'If you bad then I cut off and cooking for dog' was a phrase I remember from ages ago, doesn't bear thinking about really..

actually i can top this story and i PROMISE this is TRUE....

after some reading on the internet it seems to me that that mixed in with other mental problems male self mutilation of the sex organs due to sexual frustration is a recognised problem.

while reading i was reminded of a story told to me by a trusted colleague many years ago....

we work on ships in the oil and gas industry building the platforms, pipelines etc, and he told me a story about a guy - a deep sea diver - who locked himself in his cabin and waqs heard sreaming inside. when the door was eventually broken down he was found lying in a pool of blood.

seems the poor guy had cut of one of his own balls. however it could not be found anywhere which surprised and worried the attending medic and the guy eventually confessed that he had EATEN it.....

ouch!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....

12,100,101 Name: StevieJR

lol....check it out now!

after a very little search and i do mena very little. i found this as th strangest. am not including the guys who do this to prove their love for a woman. can you say WTF on that. but this took the cake for weirdness.

Date : 2003-07-13

Malaysian man cuts off penis, fries, eats it

Kuala Lumpur, July 13: A Malaysian man, believed to be high on drugs and with a history of mental problems, cut off his own penis, fried it and ate it, according to local news reports Sunday.

Quoting a police spokesman, the newspapers said the 34-year-old man from Northern Perak state had taken hallucinogenic pills before he went to bed, only to wake up after midnight, claiming to have heard voices telling him to sever his penis, wrap it up, fry it and eat it.

- Japan Today: Kyodo News -

Don't hold back on cutting it off, sowing it back on and make a movie with Ron Jeremy directing it showing it still working just fine, John Wayne Bobit did it so why can't you?

haven't you heard?...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001956/bio

Pora lol and not only Stevie out of those 12,100,101 ) many more we know ) (codes) Stevie knows )

I read the same story in Bkk Magazine but the key info in that version was reportedly the guy having a mental illness (it was said to have occured in Ratchaburi on 4th sept) if it is the same guy?

I'm sure there is way more stories of partners cutting their guys penis off.......

If it wont be used anymore..why have it !!!!!!!

12,100,099 : Sergio....woops!! you better check out lol

Pora I cheked it out LOL still alive & kicking and still 12.000.100 our friend is included still )

StevieJR...the New Ladyboy !!

Posted by Juniper [ 23 September 2008 | 9:41PM ]

12,100,101 Name: StevieJR

lol....check it out now!

I'd be there all day trying to chop this big thing off !!!!!

Stevie : Use the blender...faster and easier...lol

Tony: 12,100,100 i think that include you already