How to be a great lover
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Ms. Perfect is one of my favorite friends; she got all quality that men desire that I?d like to learn from her, especially the way she talks & the way she walks. And she?s clever girl. When I look into her eyes I realized she is a happy person (calm and confident).I thought how different world we?re from. I feel like I?m a cave woman (à ÃèÃ.. ¤×Ãà ÃÒ¾Ö觡ÅѺ¨Ò¡¡Ô¹â»è§¨Ò¡ËéÇ¢Òá¢é§ÃÒ¹èÃ)
I?m curious in everything about her and her life, past & future
One day while having lunch at her house, I couldn?t help to ask coz she seem to know it all about humans and read them by his/her manner & reaction from the first met.
Me: I think you are all sort of a lady that man looking for?
Ms. Perfect : I know I?m a lady in public and a ***** in bed to my bf. (Not sure what exactly mean)
Ms.Virginomore: what you do if your bf wants to try your back door?
Ms. Poo: yes, yes, sometime guys are weird
Ms. Perfect: well if he wants so, let him satisfied his ego and when he notices you are hurt or not enjoy
then he would be distracted to do so.
We amazed of how expert she is, knowing how to due with unexpected situation, I keep asking many questions coz my inexperienced make me curious in almost everything about humans. I wonder what book is she read. Then Ms. Durian, one of our friends said:
Ms. Durian: there is a book name ?How to be a great lover? and its work so well I confirmed coz in
the book there have picture illustrations how to do so and so...
Ooh wooo that make me imagine of that book all day, what?s it like
Me: how can I find that book? Where is it? And what the picture say? What are details in there?
Ms. Durian: that book is with Ms. Feb, right now.
After that when I meet Ms. Feb I keep asking her quietly where is the book?
Ms. Feb: oh I completely forgot it again, ok, ok next time.
Hmmmm I stilling.......
One day I called Ms. Perfect, just wanted to chat in general matters but I couldn?t help to ask about how to be a good lover again since she?s a real expert, the one who control a man heart without knowing himself. And she told me how to do with all details from started until the end. Unfortunately I was imagine she did to me while she?s telling (my hair stand up on end coz so excited of details) until the end I was woke up from day dream...Oh shame!! hehe I completely forgotten what she said. Poor me!!
Ms. Perfect: you could be a good lover too. Soda
Soda: Really? How?
Ms. Perfect: go to sukhumvit and buy 2 porns
Soda: I don?t like Japanese porn it really wild and cruel, I don?t think I can be a good lover
Ms. Perfect: no need to buy Jap porns, buy something like Farang /Asian or Asian/Asian.
Soda: Go buy in Sukhumvit area? what they will think of me?
Ms. Perfect: Don?t worry they knew you a lady they?ll hurry put CVDs in a bag, u just points your
finger
Soda: while pointing my finger, if Farang came by ask me for short time, and if I say no,
don?t you think? That guy would think I?m an arrogant *****?
Ms. Perfect: Laugh..OK wait until nobody walking by then you quickly point, point.
Hmmm..Imagine myself sneaking in corners waiting to buy porns sound like a daily robber.
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After awhile Ms. Perfect invited me to lunch with her again but this time there?s only me who was her guess:
Ms. Perfect: you do have dido?
Me: no, I don?t have and even if I have I don?t know how to use it
Ms. Perfect: how come! You know my bf almost exploded when he saw dido under my pillow. You
should have it coz it makes man imagine how sexy you are while you using it.
Somehow, I think I might buy it to make me look cool & sexy and if I bought it I got to ask for its manual from the seller tho just in case.
One day at party I waited a friend, Ms. Human specialist, a young girl whose high sex appeal as her name said you can imagine. Ms. Human specialist shown up but not alone she came with her friend; a guy that she introduces me was Mr. Lou Todd, who?s tall with present personality. We were there not so long then went home. While sitting in her car I start talk about Ms. Perfect, telling that she know how to impressed man, her bf even beg her not doing this to other guy.
Me: Ms. Perfect really proud & happy while she told me about her piece master
Ms.Human Specialist; of course, everyone would be proud
Me: she told me how to do it in many things & ways and where male?s g spot is
Ms.Human Specialist: where is male g spot?, WHERE?, WHERE?
Me: Errr..while she told me, I thought she did that to me and when I woke up from a trance, completely forgot. Wait, I thought you know all about it since you told me your bf never complain.
Ms. Human Specialist: I just read from Cosmopolitan magazine but I didn?t know where male?s g spot is.
(Remind me of my cousin, she?s a big fan of Cosmopolitan magazine)
Me: at least you know more than me almost everything; I?ll call Ms. Perfect and ask where is
male?s g spot next time for you.
Ms. Human Specialist: ok. What do you think about my friend?
Me: who? Mr. Lou Todd?
Ms. Human Specialist: Yes, what do you think about him?
Me: Err..I think he is ok, just put a dark bag cover his head part and the other part can be useful.
I notice my friend tricky smile; hope she is not serious with my joke tho.
Now I got this scripture from Ms. Feb handed me the white, thick book. I was excited and hurriedly open to look inside page, just quick look and in a sudden caused my eyes big same as my fist size, I immediately shut the book coz there were kids and other clients in that restaurant.
When I back home I hurriedly read its preface of this scripture, said:
This book was written to inform, educate, and expand the awareness of its readers. While the techniques mentioned in this book well for some ppl, they may not be appropriate for you. Be aware that it is your responsibility to know your body and that of your partner, Also, this book talks about sex acts that are illegal in some states. Know your state?s laws about sex and if you choose to break them, do so at your own risk. Consult with a physician if you have any condition which precludes strenuous or sexually exciting activity. Further consult a physician or license sex therapist before attempting any sexual act that you are unfamiliar with, or do so at your own risk.
Neither Lou Paget nor Broadway Books nor any of their associates shall be liable or responsible to any person or entity for any loss, damage, injury, or ailment caused, or alleged to the caused, directly or indirectly, by information or lack of information contained in this book.
I thought of movie ?The Lord of The Ring? the ring supposed to be in a hand of it master but its Gollum & Baggins. Supposed this scripture were the ring then who am I? Gollum or Baggin? I wonder if I?m the one who is appropriated to read this scripture. It may not be appropriate for me and it sound scary. But I will read it no matter how; hopefully, it?s not going to cause any loss, damage, injury, or ailment. ÊÒ¸Ø ÊÒ¸Ø
Why good thing happen to good ppl like me hehe? oiyyyy thanks to Bhudha ?
my boss just told I got 30 days for annual leave but how can I use it all since this is Dec 02,08 already.
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