.....Well I talked about my long stay guest( Mrs Chinese) and Frequency guest( Matthew).

    So heres the story.

Mrs Chinese stay on 15 floor.in 2bed room suite, She stay for like 2 month already. and she have never complain about anything,.  She never complain about neighbor(room next door). 

But in that morning .we got phone called from her. Her voice sound so terribly shake and shock about something.., and she talk so fast,(normally she talk so fast) but this even more… godd…() 

She told all the story ..., she said  her sons cant sleep all night coz of the neighbor (guest next door).. they sleep, and awake and sleep and awake like that many time..

She feel so worried. Coz Ju-lien have to go to school in the morning.. but its night time.she don’t wanna call down to lobby and tell our manager to knock on their door and tell them to quiet.

So she wait until next morning. And talk  and  can only talk in her room... She said this is really kind of thing that cant talk in Lobby.. 

And back to Matthew. Yes. Damn. This time he bring beautiful chick…yes. we all agree. Shes beautiful,she  has such a big boobie….  lol  .

So.when Matthew walked pass the Lobby. I said Good afternoon. And say. Hi. And he say" Hi "back to me. And give me wink face…and smile.. and look at that gal… well.. I know what he mean…..(god ..such a butterfly guy, my guest…..oh well( *sigh*)  

And yes. Did I tell you that. This time Matthew got upgrade. We gave him a big suite. And.that Suite where all the story come from. He stay in one bed room suite, next to Mrs Chinese’s room..let me describe the layout of the room a bit/ 

Two bed room Suite. (1 major room +1 minor room +living area+Kitchen area+bathroom+working area) 

One bed room suite( 1 bedroom+living area+kitchen area+bathroom) 

So.in2 bed room suite. Layout of The major Bedroom.is on the rightside next to One bedroom suite. So that’s mean.Major  bedroom of 2bedroom suite is next to the bedroom of one bedroom suite..  

 So. Mrs Chinese. As she told my us that. She and her sons cant sleep/ coz of guest next door. She describe that Guest next door, make loud noise. Like  they move thing. Or pack thing around d the room..Open wardobe many time.(she heard the door bang many time). Its like guest open wardrobe and put something there and close. And open. Be like this many time..

And her sons Ju-lien and Aar-wern start to cry and awake.

     Mrs Chinese know that the guest next room do something as shes adult and she has 2kids. So its normal for people to do some INTERESTING ACTIVITY THING (a.k.a. H_A_V_E_/ S_E_X)

   She don’t know how to  tell her sons to sleep//// and don’t worry about the noise or anything  of the guest next door. She keep telling her so whole night. She said. Her son Keep telling her to help the gal next door. 

Ju-lien said to his mom.----MaMa. Help Sister, help sister. Why sister crying,, Help sister Why sister Cry.

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When I heard this, I don’t know I should laugh or cry.  

 God//// That’s why we always said that CHILDREN is like a WHITE SHEET. Always pure and innocent..  

God Damn Matthew~!! as I told you that this time he bring Hot Chick.. 

I assume that he gonna do Marathon SEX whole night…. Oh God. 

 From that time I never give him a Room that next to Mrs Chinese room.(as he always request to stay in the same room, but I said (EVERYTIME) that Its FULL/Not available till next month.ect.. 

 The day that  Matthew Check out. He told me. He cant find His Video camera.(I thought in my mind____ Laugh out loud in my thought…. Hahahahaah… I think that Chick took your video camera,.) 

 I asked him.”Is there something Important. That you record ????

he said.. You know it Unny… I was like… Damn… you record all the thing???? Oh Boy.

My Goddamn Guest Matthew/

 I said. If I find it…. Im gonna load them  on YOUTUBE…..

He laughed and said, yes. you can do it…………………………

   * Unny Speechless**

  Oh Well….and I said  I will check  with housekeeping .

     So finally he found your video camera. Its in the wardrope….. 

 So I thought.. Damn…. Have sex in wardrobe and recorded it. And even more. Bother my Mrs Chinese………… ()  and her sons.

  Lucky that at night Ju-lien didn’t walk out and go to knock that room//// Coz he wanna help sister,as he heard Sister Crying+screaming,,,,, hmmm……

 What a cute good kid  he is.    The  EnD na ka..   Have a Nice day at WORK  ..    

Nice case , I think maybe he hide his camera in the closet.And the girl don't know that she 'll become to a super star!!

Hilarious :-)

Do you work in Fawlty towers hotel on soi Torquay ?

aka....sex hahahah

ahhhh thats the best!

children are a white sheet?

i never heard that one before

guess the moral is

Home suite Home ^^

Hahahahaha! Oh my God. This is your best journal ever Unny. Seriously, if you wrote these things in a book, I would buy it. I love your commentary on what you are thinking throughout the story. You should be a comedy writer.

This is the best part:

"So. Mrs Chinese. As she told my us that. She and her sons cant sleep/ coz of guest next door. She describe that Guest next door, make loud noise. Like they move thing. Or pack thing around d the room..Open wardobe many time.(she heard the door bang many time). Its like guest open wardrobe and put something there and close. And open. Be like this many time..

And her sons Ju-lien and Aar-wern start to cry and awake."

Maybe he was just unpacking his clothes into the wardrobe and you just have a dirty mind Unny.

Love your story, very funny! Being self in the Farang entertaining business I have hundreds of funny and stupid stories but never thought to right in public about it! But I think as long you neutralize names and locations it's ok!

Question: What is Mrs. Chinese doing when she gets a visitor night or day!

Maybe move Mrs. Chinese to another corner room!

Tell Matthew to shift his wardrobe talks to daytime!

Have a nice start for the week