I'm glad I dont have to go to work.

I guess most of these don't apply to jail in Thailand, but over here criminals love going to jail to see their friends and take a break from everyday life.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers.

at work you dont get gang raped... WIN

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. LOL

well ... I think the prison in thailand is not like this ... I have heard that the prison in EU is the best place for vacation .... not sure ... and dont want to try .... better being lecturer here ... I can open the door

Digitalcat - that depends who you work for i guess

Faycyber - Sometimes I think the thai prison system has got it right. make people actually scared ofgoing to jail.

I never been in prison yet. But work life yeah.. i know pretty much about it.. once i get into Jail i will let ya know which one is better.

I am in prison now, but they will let me out 3 pm today....

Thats lucky, you don't have to escape "shawshank" style.

So am I in Prison here TWENTYNINE palm too... but they letting me using INternet so I am fine with it..eieieie

I know that at least in Thailand and the USA, you definitely don't won't to go to prison. Life on the outside is always better.

Funny journal, though...Some of it is definitely true.

The internet makes it a lot easier when doing time

There was a guy here who started his own business in prison over the internet, it is a sports clothing label called convict clothing. he made a lot of money from it while behind bars.

love it!!