Q. How much calcium is there in a woman's breasts?
A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long.

Q. Why sperm is donation more expensive than blood donation?
A. Because it is hand made.

Q. When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a c*ck
teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
A. Moisturizer

Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a girls bra?
A. *** bits

Q. What do u get when you put a bomb in a guy's under wear?
A. Banana split

Q: What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the p* nis ?
A: The Man.

Q: Why is breast milk good for health?
A: Because it's great for blood circulation, provides heat, is
refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

Q: Why was two-piece bikini invented?
A: To separate meat section from the dairy section.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
does not come means youre f*cked.