Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Sheild, $14.99, by Kinberly Brewer, USA.

Nooooo! Not for hot chicks!

They should be compulsory for fat blokes and birds. But hot chicks should show off that ass crack!

^Yeah! We love a nice ass crack on a pretty chick!

who the **** came up with the name "Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Sheild"????

Let's see, wear jeans low enough to show off your ass crack, fut put a patch over the crack so nobody can see it. Hey, that makes sense!

>_< im with DJTX

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

what a waste of money..

hey no wait ah minute what a waste of an ass crack... (o_O)

I thought I saw everything...