A mother is driving her little girl

to her friend's house for a play

date.

'Mommy,'the little girl asks,'how

old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to

ask a lady her age,' the mother

replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says,

'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,

'those are personal questions and

are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks,

'Why did you and Daddy get a

divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young

lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks

away as the two friends begin to

play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything

about her,'the little girl says to her

friend.

'Well,' says the friend,

'all you need to do is look at her

driver's license.

It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says

to her mother,

'I know how old you are. You are

32.'

The mother is surprised and asks,

'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130

pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and

shocked now.

'How in Heaven's name did you

find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,

'I know why you and daddy got a

divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks.

'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex

55555555555, a A++ for this

funny !!!!

hehehe

Yeah, but dad got an M is sex . . . ?

yeah, F is better then M, at least for me ;-)

M is even worse than F!