I was contacted by Channel 4 and thought I would put this out there for anyone interested (seeing as how I'm not British and all).

The producers of a new Channel 4 series are looking for Anglo-Thai couples based in the UK for a sensitive, primetime documentary series about finding love overseas. We want to make a series which challenges old stereotypes and offers a contemporary and positive look at Anglo/ Thai relationships in the UK today.

Are you are a British man in your 20’s and 30’s who’s found love in Thailand?

Or a Thai woman whose found love in Britain?

Or maybe you’re about to meet the woman of your dreams...

Whether you’ve been happily married for years, you’re about to get engaged or you’ve just fallen in love. Whatever your story, we’d love to hear from you for a confidential chat.

If you’d like to find out more, please call Rosie O’Connor directly on 020 3375 5120 or email rosie.o’[email protected] with your contact details

Brilliant, m8. Cheers.

Fancy a cup of tea and a fag?

Fancy a cup of tea and a ***?

Course he does... But forget about the cup of tea.

I can take any nationality and age once they pay good money!

Course he does... But forget about the cup of tea.

But that would make "two boys, one cup" impossible. Count me out.