Broke up with the fella on Saturday.

I guess he was having a 'sensitive' moment or something as he was saying stuff he liked about me "funny, nice smile etc.."

Then, he said it was my turn (I should've kept my mouth shut)

So.....I said "you've got a massive p****"

Apparently that wasn't the response he was looking for & after a while got a bit agressive & we decided to go our seperate ways.

When I told a friend about it....he killed himself laughing but managed to say if it was him, he'd take it as a compliment.

Now I'm wondering if the fella had a 'complex' or if there was actually another reason & used it as an excuse.

Ah well, at least valentine's isn't ruined as me & a bunch of mates are having a houseparty

Are you sure you definitely said "you've got" and not "you are" cos that might piss him off.

It was probably and excuse to get out of buying you a Valentines gift....Or is that just a Scottish thing.

I took it as an insult because 'massive' doesn't describe how epically huge it really is.

so where's the party ???

Yes, Teddy has experience being called the later and he's not a fan of being called that.

BTW, what part of the breakup the part where you tell each other things you like about the other person? Never done that part! :-)

EB and Teila ... who would have guessed!