2005?. The generation where men ***** and women bark?

Having one of those men hatred syndrome at the moment? God knows why! Anything they say makes me wanna crap on them! Even my customers, both favorite and non-favorite ones!

Thanks to frankenburner for lending me his body to smack last night? Any volunteers for tonight ? welcome.

So I was saying to my client? ?My brain can?t think today?? (Meaning, you can stop babbling now so I can concentrate on my work?.)

If I work, talk, think, listen, and try to explain at the same time? MY brain goes into a big fuzz. If I don?t talk? I?m automatically listening to the music (which is a good thing)? But the minute my mind slips thinking something else, I?d instantly drop the comb. This must be the process to retardation!

My 1 o?clock client was worse! She definitely made me wonder if she?s an extreme retard? dumb blonde? or just hung over?. Though, thanks to her ? I feel my brain is still functioning much better!

In the meantime, Christmas seems to progress as days grow. Friday night I got home from KSR with Skaty and Oiy, and we found that my telephone has fell onto the floor. I said, ?Did I do that???? --- Answer: that can?t be... Since Skaty and Oiy was still calling me an hour before that and the phone was still ringing when they called. Skaty said at some point, it was like someone picked up the phone and didn?t speak and then the line was busy since. Conclusion: Christmas must have tried picking up the phone! Why? Cus one time ( a long time ago) I was home but I didn?t want to answer the phone so it kept ringing? And Christmas was running to the phone looking at me?. Running to me and looked at the phone? Probably trying to tell me to pick up the damn phone!

Smart cat! Another time I also found her puke in the toilet bowl! (No, it can?t be me?. ((I thought))? since it was obvious cat?s biscuits! Soon she?s gonna learn how to cut hair and French kiss!!

Now I am convinced that the cat is a bright one

U r OK Pam

really smart cat! does she use tampax?

lets get retarded *hic* my cats learned how to open doors :|

U still gotta take that lapdog....sorry cat...... when u find hell......how do u manage sniffing so much hair product.....????

I hope your1 o'clock isn't reading this. :-P

Christmas might be!

ok

Don't worry krup, you can kick the crap out of me in a short while...then some coffee

What are friends for? LOL

I think she try to learn to get on web cam last nite too' wahaha ... somehow I feel she starting to love me a bit.. woohoo

wait until the day christmas can open the fridge or stealin the food from your mouth

..................damn I knew I should have stayed quite during my croping!

Yes your1 o'clock is reading this.

It's me.

I don't like you talk about me like that even if I'm truely dumb.

I'm blond, so what? all blonds are dumb.