Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true

friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Life may not be the party I had hoped for, but while I am here I'll just listen to the music and dance!

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

Correct!!

Thx ! I like this and it will be the first time I will send this sort of message to my lucky 10 friends (if I can think of).

so true...

When you are alone and Horny.........I will be your Fu$k-Buddy, and not charge you money...cause I am your friend

LOL......Good one May

May i agree,we know thats true.....

Ohhhh so savvy!

Now send this to ten people.

would like to add:

when you glow, i know you finally reach the big O.

I'm smiling every day but don't get laid :-P

and a good friend didn't care of your puke on his/her hand *whistle*

Good friendship is the most important meaning of life so you are right. Let it be the real friends around you and also nice people that you meet. hmmm why dont you dare to meet me May? lol scared?

yeah, thats my idea of friendship may.

can i help you? i must be in the wrong business.

go see a priest, thats his job

LOL @ Tallboyno1 , hey u never want to me!! why would i be scared to see u huh??

your date is always MIKE

>> Toma - did u hear anything like that from Anna?? LOL