I man goes to the doctor.

- Doctor, I want to have a long life.

- OK. You don't smoke, you don't drink alcohol, only vegetarian food, and not much, sleep 10h a day, no sports, just smooth movements, no woman of course, and certainly no love, don't read too much, very low music, no mov?

- And, doing that, you can assure me a long life?

- I can't assure you a long life, but I can assure you that it will appear to you veeeeery long?

Yeah... People following those advises will look funny one day, when they get very old, lying down in their beds, dying of nothing...

I'll share a similar story with you.

... I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I could not resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80"?

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer"?

I replied, "Oh no, never done either".

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks, greasy food and barbecued ribs"?

I said, "No, I heard that grease and red meat are very unhealthy"!

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun"? he asked.

"No, I never do", I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around"?

"No", I said, "I have never done any of those things".

He looked at me and said, "Then why the hell do you want to live to be 80"?

Yep...

hahaha. Sylvain

Pam: How am i EVER gonna apply this night cream if i barely sleep... And can u identify 'night'? cus i sleep from like.... 5 am till 9 am... does it consider night?

Beautician: well, please try to sleep more...

Pam: And this other cream will help reduce the spots on my forehead?

Beautician: Yes, if you use it according to the instruction. Drink lots of water and sleep :-)

Pam: But i can't! Sigh~ I barely drink water... and sleeping is such a waste of time! i just cant do it....c a n' t do it.....

BAM: and yes, she drinks a lot (of alcohol) as well

Pam: and smoke occasionally

BAM: and go out a lot

Pam:yup, and pass out before i ever wash my face..arrgh! so forget the night cream

Beautician: ........ (probably sigh)