Part 1: A Gift from Babyoiy

5 PM Thursday

((telephone rings))

Oiy: Hey Pam, I?ve got something to give you? So I?ll come over in about half hour?

Pam: Ok?.! ((Wondering what **** would it be, or is it just Oiy?s excuse to be here?))

?about 6 PM?

(((Oiy turns up with an *opened bottle* of one of those Looney Tunes drinking water (where you can normally buy from Watson?s)?.

Pam: That?s IT??? An *Opened* bottle of WATER 1/3 drank???

Oiy: OMG~! IT?s not JUST WATER Pam!! This is ?Citibank Water?!!

Pam: Oh, so now you?re saying that you already drank the water and filled it up with FREE water from your office?!?!?!?!

PS**** you can MSG Oiy, if any of you want the *exclusive* water from citibank!!!**** IF you're lucky (like me) you might get the looney tunes bottle as well!!!!!

Part2 MSN chat

xxx says:

so have you stopped drinking

xxx says:

or are you taking medication

(((what **medication** I wonder?)))

L_a_L_a says:

me? I'm not drinking as much

L_a_L_a says:

just SHAGGING a bit more

xxx says:

why is that

L_a_L_a says:

why not? its CHEAPER

xxx says:

and who you shagging

L_a_L_a says:

why should i tell u???

xxx says:

i am happy for you

xxx says:

good for you

xxx says:

its healthier

L_a_L_a says:

hahahahahah

L_a_L_a says:

but booze wont get you pregnant!

xxx says:

very good point

xxx says:

and booze wont make you pull your hair out in frustration

xxx says:

ok honey i need to go, but save some loving for me

but if its with a new bf, then i will accept a rejection...

At least you are getting free water. I've been getting hate emails from guys I don't know accusing me of cheating a girl's feelings and being a butterfly. Which are all bollocks. Sigh...

Don't hang yourself yet....Maybe she was a friend in need, but they're usually a pain in the arse eh! I'm sure you found some vodka (over35%) to drink!

Cool !! he/she got sexy name ;-)

ha ha...oiy...

legend...!

ahhhhhhhha ; )

P' WB

i know u love it.... since u just cooked dinner for me

I just get a scissor from work for you too.. anything for you baby.

hehe~

i meant... i just *STOLE* a pair of scissors.... oooops...

>>Booze has been responsible for many many pregnancy's I'll have you know!!

too TRUE!

>>>dont know u pay for shagging (even that cheap!)

i meant shagging is cheaper than drinking my dear.... *mwaaaaaaaghghghgh*

Don't the drinkers of shittybank water attain immortality or the keys to the abyss, or somthin'?

ahhhh, here comes the home slice....

yummmmmmm