ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

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Smart man + dumb woman = affair

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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

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Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

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Smart boss + dumb employee = production

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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't

need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a

husband.

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A man never worries about the future until he gets a

wife.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his

wife can spend.

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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot

and love him a little.

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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and

not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but

married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he

doesn't.

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áµèà¤éÒäÃèà¤Âà»ÅÕè¹ man marries a woman expecting

that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

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Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a

new argument.

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hehe, funny and very true.

I'll give you an extra vote just for that ^o^

Hey smiley...Enjoyed the notes above...So does this mean I am out to lunch because I understood you above???...hahaha

>> A successful woman is one who can find such a man. <<

love it!

okies : Thanks for the comment and for the vote.

thomas : hehe maybe but enjoy ur lunch as u gotta eat anyway , right?

shannon : Loving it too ja.

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Teppo : haha why sad? lol

MK : chai ma? lol

Y : ÃÔÃÔ

Ha ha ha!!!! LMAO!!!!!

I agree!!!!