Mister Moobs Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 The Philosopher's Drinking Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. -- Monty Python Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 You have to know these things if your a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Everyone knows that it's... really dependent on the coconut it is carrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 You have to know these things if your a king. How do you get to be king then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 You have to know these things if your a king. How do you get to be king then? by meeting the Lady of the Lake, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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