How often does life kick your balls/cunt

[drlovelife8]

How often do you have a plan, then life jumps up and hammers you right where the sunshines?

[English_Bob]

My life is brilliant.

I think I'm blessed. Good health, reasonably intelligent and witty, a successful business, living in a city and country I love and a core of similarly positioned friends.

Even bad stuff is pretty mild and short-lived. I'm sure there is a debt due, but until then, I'll keep enjoying it.

[English_Bob]

And I got a 50" flatscreen TV on Sunday.

And Man U just regained top spot.

[iBatch]

My life needs fixing.

[EstellaII]

My life is way too good to be true.

In the morning, I go for breakfast at the next door. After that I go to the next block to join some hot dudes for free gym entrance--free shower!

Then I go around food courts for free food sample, always had full course after walking around the entire area. My tummy is content, I go to nap in a park.

On the way back home, I stop by my neighbor just in time for the dinner then sleep over at a friend's.

Nothing to complain about it at all.

[drlovelife8]

Sounds cool

[SoBeIt]

Not so often, but God damn! when it does, it hurts like ****!