Admin_2 Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) Something to fill your heads with: FACTS AND CHICKS Please post some of your favorites. Pretty amazing facts and chicks. Edited November 7, 2011 by Japamerican Dropped my tissue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted November 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Each time I see this heading, I keep seeing "Fat Chicks." hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYWARRIOR Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. 3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 some people just don't understand the game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stramash Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 I LOVE EDUCATIONAL WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 EB should have this framed and mounted (pun intended) on his bedroom wall...:twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYWARRIOR Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Need to make more room on the wall for this one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 so no need to brush ur teeth at night girls !!! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 so no need to brush ur teeth at night girls !!! ;-) Toothpaste tastes better......was gonna say it's also less time consuming but on second thought...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Toothpaste tastes better......was gonna say it's also less time consuming but on second thought...... i guess that depends upon ur choice of toothpaste !!! and ur choice of guy !! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted November 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 I LOVE EDUCATIONAL WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TF is an educational website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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