Aphrodite Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 It made me laugh when i read it so i just wanna share with all of u :wink: WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your ****? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like **** so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule 2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16.... Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleyguy Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 you look like you have a lot of experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lipp Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 16.... Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." All those were funny... i like No. 16 it's excellent!!! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus1264 Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Those were freakin hilarious.....Good job.....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 what is "Blue Balls"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauld Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way. "Well, OK," he says, "how about a blow job?" "EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!" He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?" "Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that." So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain. "What's wrong?!" she cries out. "TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted September 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Pauld thats so hilarious! lol Harley ... trust me im so innecent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loburt Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 WHAT A GUY HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT Rule 1. If you're with me, then you're obligated to do it, and do it well. Don't want to? Get the f*ck out and don't come back, *****. Go find some some groveling, *****-whipped wimp who will let you push them around and make them beg. Not here, baby. All other rules are irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!.....hilarious........can I show my mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo_night_uk Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yeeh Hewl ! Loving this 1..Fu*kin agree... 8) LOL yes thats what my friends told their GFs . So funny Seeing as Thailand loves its average 13 tablespoons of sugar a day (WHO recomment 6 Tbs per day) I think The thai word for bitter is quite similar :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyoiy Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yeeh Hewl ! Loving this 1..Fu*kin agree... 8) yesssssss, and Im on diet too so no need!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazybaby_julia Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 16.... Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." yes, all are right, and agreed, especially No.16 excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexitaly Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 18) be democratic : dont ask only for a blow job, suggest a 69 !!! She has the right to enjoy as well.....and let her enjoy more and cum first...... from alex demosexcratic party of international "pakwan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montydog Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 14 is my favorate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montydog Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 I am appalled by this crude and vulgar subject. Frankly it is a disgrace and in very bad taste.Deeply disturbing and offensive. BTW what is the reference to the number 555 ????? all about? Get a life and a humour transplant :wink: :wink: re 555 in Thai 5 sounds like "ha"in english (please corect me if im wrong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted September 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 seriously do women really love giving a blow job? I think we prefer the opposite way lol :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauld Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Girls, please rememebr, you dont actually BLOW! Ouch ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpuiahsan Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 sprite, that's not blow job, that's hand job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleyguy Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ RELATED ? New England Journal of Medicine ? American Cancer Society HEALTH LIBRARY ? Health Library ? Fellatio ? Breast Cancer ? 6 steps to cancer prevention (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women." The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. "Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research. In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings. "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said. Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data. The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent. "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveUSAbkk Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Those rules represent a negative attitude. I must say that my last g/f had the opposite opinion on all. thank god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Foremost, from experience from my lady that posted this weird ass ****, she is good, for those of you whom think you have a chance sorry, as she is mine. But good news she can teach your ladies and you can send me the payments quite swiftly hahaha. I won't let anymore bones out of the closet, as i don't want to embarass her anymore then I already have with my lame-o coment. zjs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted November 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 I cant believe this post is back! girls are u still following the rules? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jayjay37uk Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 What can I say......................actually its a lot better to give!!! I guess Sprite and Filurina would agree that they enjoy getting oral more than giving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 I guess Sprite and Filurina would agree that they enjoy getting oral more than giving! well u never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 What can I say......................actually its a lot better to give!!! i'm with u on this, it's one of those things i'd rather give than receive, i'm glad i'm not the only male who feels that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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