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Anything with.... Rutger hauer

Anything with.... Chris Rock, Martin Laurence or Ben Stiller

And how could I forget.........

:roll: ''Castaway'' with that knob Tom Hanks

Chris Rock can be entertaining *sometimes* though Steve Martin, Ben Stiller and Tom Hanks really suck.

That's one of the reasons I refuse to watch The Da Vinci Cod - in my mind Robert Langdon is the sexy intellectual professor...not...Tom Hanks!

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Ummm I see a lot of crap movies so worst 5 is kinda hard but I'll try..so here goes :

1. Duece Bigalow 2 European Gigalo

2. Dumb and Dumberer

3. Daredevil/Elektra (this particularly hurt me as I'm a fan)

4. X3 ( How is Cyclops dead in first 10 minutes; Where's the Blob; The Juggernaught is NOT a mutant; How come Psylocke's on the bad guys side;

As this is the last X movie for sometime WHY THE HELL IS IT SO SHORT in length!!!!? This list goes on and on I can't begin to voice my dissapointment *pain*)

5. All of the Charlie's Angels movies nuff said!

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2U:

The defence offers Blade Runner into evidence at this time and asks the prosecution to not align the magnificent Rutger Hauer with that knob Tom Hanks,

:shock: Sorry Jay..I must have missed him in that one..

Bladerunner was cool.....but as for Tom Wanks......

Uh-Oh

Princess:

Chris Rock can be entertaining *sometimes* though Steve Martin, Ben Stiller and Tom Hanks really suck.

Seems we have more in common than you imagined.. :wink:

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Anything with.... Rutger hauer

The defence offers Blade Runner into evidence at this time and asks the prosecution to not align the magnificent Rutger Hauer with that knob Tom Hanks, who FB2 may or may not like in Philadelphia :shock:

Hear hear! Blade Runner is too good for me to even risk superlatives, and Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty... a completely inspired realisation of Philip K ****'s haunting android. Sadly Rutger was in some utter crap movies, but Blade Runner wasn't his only moment of glory. The 'love it or hate' Eureka by Nicholas Roeg is a fave of mine, and Rutger was deliciously revolting and creepy yet somehow profound and reverent as Cardianl Roark in Sin City.

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how about...

Cyborg starring Jean-Claude Van Damme

..the only mainstream movie that was so utterly appalling that I had to get up and walk out. Worse acting than Arnie (at least Arnie's funny - check out any recent policies), ridiculous plot, completely nonsensical rehash of the script for Masters of the Universe 2.

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how about...

Cyborg starring Jean-Claude Van Damme

..the only mainstream movie that was so utterly appalling that I had to get up and walk out. Worse acting than Arnie (at least Arnie's funny - check out any recent policies), ridiculous plot, completely nonsensical rehash of the script for Masters of the Universe 2.

i think there are a LOT of jean-claude badhamme movies that are utterly appalling.

what was his foreign legion movie? "legionnare" or something. so mediocre i felt ripped off seeing it on free tv.

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I try and avoid films with Kevin Costner as the starring role. He's been in some real stinkers. The Postman being possibly the worst film I've ever seen.

:D I don't mind Steven Segal films though !

it's kevin costner DIRECTING that's the problem, he was alright in bull durham. as a director he's responsible for the postman and waterworld, two terrible movies that yet manage to avoid being bad enough to be funny.

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t's kevin costner DIRECTING that's the problem, he was alright in bull durham. as a director he's responsible for the postman and waterworld, two terrible movies that yet manage to avoid being bad enough to be funny.

The quite good western "Open Range", his latest directed movie, has since redeemed Costner for his previous terrible movies.

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3.Steven Segal in Chuck Norris

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Uh...I've been spending two much time with the kings of double innuendo.

where two grown men put their entendre in the privacy of their own hollywood mansion is their business...

must have a double entendre, cos they surely couldn't get that stupid playing with just one?

maybe the put their double entendres innuendo :shock:

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