i_love_som_tam Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 sh*t, im a real man. :shock: I knew it! and how exactly did u know that !!! :shock: I'm a real man. and since it takes one to know one......why didn't you know? guess i'm gonna have to start scratching my balls in public again !! and i'll shake your hand knowing that you have scratched your balls in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 sh*t, im a real man. :shock: I knew it! and how exactly did u know that !!! :shock: I'm a real man. and since it takes one to know one......why didn't you know? guess i'm gonna have to start scratching my balls in public again !! and i'll shake your hand knowing that you have scratched your balls in public but would you shake my hand knowing i scratched someone else's balls in public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 ....This has to be the highest concentration of Real Men on TF in a long time, in fact in my time.......not long...........maybe there have been cases before my time? ....wait, watch and learn...........privilege is a word that doesn't come round my house very often. ..I can feel my confidence growing just by closing my eyes and slowly whispering: .................."I believe in Real Men"....... .................."I believe in Real Men"..... .............just a sprinkle of magic "balls" dust, can transform any ordinary man 79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 sh*t, im a real man. :shock: I knew it! and how exactly did u know that !!! :shock: I'm a real man. and since it takes one to know one......why didn't you know? guess i'm gonna have to start scratching my balls in public again !! and i'll shake your hand knowing that you have scratched your balls in public but would you shake my hand knowing i scratched someone else's balls in public? only if u licked your hand clean first. now that's a REAL man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 ....This has to be the highest concentration of Real Men on TF in a long time, in fact in my time.......not long...........maybe there have been cases before my time?....wait, watch and learn...........privilege is a word that doesn't come round my house very often. ..I can feel my confidence growing just by closing my eyes and slowly whispering: .................."I believe in Real Men"....... .................."I believe in Real Men"..... .............just a sprinkle of magic "balls" dust, can transform any ordinary man 79 awe inspiring isn't it .... and to think ppl were asking what had happened to TF !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, putting the lid down or flushing the extra toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, putting the lid down or flushing the extra toilet paper. 1. spent alot of time IN the men's toilet checking to see if we have washed our hands have you? 2. why must we leave the seat up? or are you one of those women too stupid(said with lurv) to check to see if the seat is down before you go crashing into the bowl? 3. if the men in your life are using so much TP that it won't go down in one flush, you've got bigger problems! now...back to scratching my balls....ahhhhhhhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Real Men ...Don't get up to make tea when there is football on TV. Don't trim their nose hairs; They pull them out. Don't go to the dentist unless they have toothache. Don't feel insecure hanging out with gays. Don't use moisturiser. Don't wear jewellery. Don't use clamshell phones. Don't drive automatic cars. Don't enable their photo rating. Don't visit dating sites, ....uhmm....everyday, like. And You? yup i agree with you there, but mt GF tell me i should use moisturiser 8) and when u use it once u cant live without If I needed someone to agree with me on this I would certainly not choose you Mr. long fingernails. Hi, I am the Only guy from Norway with long fingernails i think..so i just wanted to ask u people if u think its gay?? cuz now evryone in Norway think am gay...so i just wanna hear what u think Thank you Taken from one of the all-time classics, http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=DB_phpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=5319 :? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, Real men had real fathers that taught them never to piss on their fingers. and besides, if you knew how much attention that area got in the shower you would know how clean it is. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands Real men don't wash their hands .... they lick them clean !! come on the least u can do is pay attention !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, putting the lid down or flushing the extra toilet paper. 1. Why should we wash our hands when we're gonna scratch our balls soon afterwards? 2. Real men don't put the lid down, except when washing the cat. 3. Have you ever thought that we sometimes leave the extra toilet paper to perhaps cover the piece of turd that did not flush away? You've still got a lot to learn babe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 3. Have you ever thought that we sometimes leave the extra toilet paper to perhaps cover the piece of turd that did not flush away? that is extremely thoughtful of you :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, putting the lid down or flushing the extra toilet paper. 1. spent alot of time IN the men's toilet checking to see if we have washed our hands have you? 2. why must we leave the seat up? or are you one of those women too stupid(said with lurv) to check to see if the seat is down before you go crashing into the bowl? 3. if the men in your life are using so much TP that it won't go down in one flush, you've got bigger problems! now...back to scratching my balls....ahhhhhhhhhhh! 1. No but they generally take great delight in informing you that they haven't washed their hands. 2. No but if YOU don''t put it down then that means *I* have to touchy the icky seat...possibly break a nail in the process. 3. No comment :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, putting the lid down or flushing the extra toilet paper. 1. Why should we wash our hands when we're gonna scratch our balls soon afterwards? 2. Real men don't put the lid down, except when washing the cat. 3. Have you ever thought that we sometimes leave the extra toilet paper to perhaps cover the piece of turd that did not flush away? You've still got a lot to learn babe... Khun_Sam, you have single-handedly crushed whatever desire I may have had to share my home with a member of the opposite sex...forever. Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 All this talk of ball scratching but no one has mentioned men's *other* favourite things to do : leave the toilet without washing their hands, putting the lid down or flushing the extra toilet paper. 1. Why should we wash our hands when we're gonna scratch our balls soon afterwards? 2. Real men don't put the lid down, except when washing the cat. 3. Have you ever thought that we sometimes leave the extra toilet paper to perhaps cover the piece of turd that did not flush away? You've still got a lot to learn babe... Khun_Sam, you have single-handedly crushed whatever desire I may have had to share my home with a member of the opposite sex...forever. Congratulations. and Khun_Sam has saved one of us from a life of misery !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 real men don't start forum posts about what real men don't do. real men don't talk about it. :wink: Real men don't give a crap what you think. :roll: So why you thinking?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 So...can anyone tell me where I can find one of these 'real men'? sorry real men are all taken. tough luck that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... HAHAHAHHA... HAHAHA.. *cough* No seriously Gertrude, where are the real men? Workin stirip clubs tryin to impress you...don't kid me you haven't noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 anyway real men don t shake the bedsheets after farting they directly aim at their girlfriend s nose at close range and don t mind doing it after eating a dodgy phad thai in the street! We all know real men fart under the quilt and stuff their girlfriends head under the covers and hold them there until they stop moving. Chicks really dig that, and it's good when you can share and laugh together....... QUILT? real men don't sleep under a quilt! Real men have a duvet!...with pretty flowers embroidered on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 2. Real men don't put the lid down, except when washing the cat. I now feel inferior and incomplete as a real man. Whats best for soi cat bait Tuna or Snapper? You could ask your girlfriend not to wash for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 anyway real men don t shake the bedsheets after farting they directly aim at their girlfriend s nose at close range and don t mind doing it after eating a dodgy phad thai in the street! We all know real men fart under the quilt and stuff their girlfriends head under the covers and hold them there until they stop moving. Chicks really dig that, and it's good when you can share and laugh together....... QUILT? real men don't sleep under a quilt! Real men have a duvet!...with pretty flowers embroidered on it! AYE! Have you been seeing Goodghost in secret? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 real men don't start forum posts about what real men don't do. real men don't talk about it. :wink: Real men don't give a crap what you think. :roll: So why you thinking?..... For men like you, and for women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 anyway real men don t shake the bedsheets after farting they directly aim at their girlfriend s nose at close range and don t mind doing it after eating a dodgy phad thai in the street! We all know real men fart under the quilt and stuff their girlfriends head under the covers and hold them there until they stop moving. Chicks really dig that, and it's good when you can share and laugh together....... QUILT? real men don't sleep under a quilt! Real men have a duvet!...with pretty flowers embroidered on it! AYE! Have you been seeing Goodghost in secret? :shock: because I am real man, secure in my hetrosexuality, i'm not threatened by your insuation.....however....as a real man I should point that if I want some good man to man lovin, you'll be the first one I will call! (that goodghost dude is simple too much of a pain in the ass!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 (that goodghost dude is simple too much of a pain in the ass!) That was a pun, right? :? WAS IT? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 (that goodghost dude is simple too much of a pain in the ass!) That was a pun, right? :? WAS IT? :shock: a real man wouldn't have to ask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 (that goodghost dude is simple too much of a pain in the ass!) That was a pun, right? :? WAS IT? :shock: a real man wouldn't have to ask! Well, I had to ask. I've heard stories of real men who started to grow boobs after living in Bangkok for too long. Like that Bobbynumber guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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