What will you say/do if ....

[Veesa]

.... you fart ( with loud noise and very smelly ) in public ( elevator/meeting,etc.) with many people staring at you ?!?

:roll:

[Zombiedriven]

In my best Texen voice I would say "Yall have a good sleep now"

[frits]

just say that in the country/city/province you come from (whatever country/city/province it is) it means that it will bring luck to people who smell it.

[zeusbheld]

"Excuse me."

Frankie would laugh out loud and Zues would say "So what? Like you never farted! And stop congregating at the bottom of escalators!" (Before storming off.)

nah...

when i fart loudly, i try to play the first few bars of a song. lately i've been working on "night in tunisia" but i can't hit the high notes, so i tend to stick with "some enchanted evening" when i fart loudly in public.

farts, though, are like mosquitos--- the ones that make noise tend to be harmless.

so when you hear nothing, be afraid.. very, very afraid...

[biachung]

my mother taught me to share,

0r, 100 baht to the person who guesses what i had for dinner last night

[Deester]

That's my true aroma.

Enjoy! 8)

[Treborz]

Just be thankful I didn't follow through!