zeusbheld Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 (1) I can barely fit into the "Maxx sized" condoms that the sell here in Thailand, so no, I don't need the enlargement pills/surgery.(2) The MIND is the biggest sex organ of all. When you have that deep connection with someone, the sex is incredibly deep and fufilling. (3) It's not the size as much as PERFORMANCE. A woman can always go buy a super-size dildo, but sex is so much different than that....at it's best it is a deep connection at the spiritual level between two HUMANS, not two OBJECTS. .....and PERFORMANCE is what it all about, being the Marathon Man. Jason thanks for clearing that up. i've been sleepless wondering about your mr. winky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaisabai Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 If there is ANYONE that hasn't received one of these e-mails, then you must be a saint and truly pure! Otherwise, you are just like the rest of us.Okay, I want to ask if there is anyone, ANYONE, who has actually tried such a product and can claim that it increased their size even by 1 cm.? Huh? Inquiring minds want to know! So why am I asking this question? Ummmm...just an interesting topic I guess. lol Try a Magnifying Glass! 100% garantee...it works!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Try a Magnifying Glass! 100% garantee...it works!! but will it make my ears smaller?? if not i gotta find a pecker pump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Try a Magnifying Glass! 100% garantee...it works!! but will it make my ears smaller?? if not i gotta find a pecker pump... u guyz really have a sense of humour lol muahaha well i dont think size does matter anyway.. can u actually tell the difference between 5cm or 6 cm ? i cant beside it isnt a big gap..so the best thing u should consider is how u can satisfy ur woman with a small willy. there's always an answer :wink: but dont worry about ur size, its just gonna decrease ur self-esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Try a Magnifying Glass! 100% garantee...it works!! but will it make my ears smaller?? if not i gotta find a pecker pump... u guyz really have a sense of humour lol muahaha well i dont think size does matter anyway.. can u actually tell the difference between 5cm or 6 cm ? i cant beside it isnt a big gap..so the best thing u should consider is how u can satisfy ur woman with a small willy. there's always an answer :wink: but dont worry about ur size, its just gonna decrease ur self-esteem. eh. may if the 1 u r playing with is only 5cm or 6cm u probably won't be able to tell the difference (how do u even know when he's put it in ??), although most girls do tend to say SIZE does matter. hope he's got a 7 inch tongue and can breathe through his ears ... that should keep u happy. see Zeus big ears can be useful if u train them properly !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 hope he's got a 7 inch tongue and can breathe through his ears ... that should keep u happy. see Zeus big ears can be useful if u train them properly !! hmmm.... so if a big winky is well hung, what is big ears? "well winged?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 oops i think i forget that penis should be measured by inches not cm.. i dont actually LOOK at the guys penis (im a shy girl! yeah I am! ) so i cant really what the difference or maybe i may have a bad memory! errr i can only say whether its big or not when i see some porno pics.. those look HUGE! i mean too big! i still think size doesnt matter..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 size definitely matters when it comes to ears. big-eared men are better in bed. <<this is a paid advertisement for zeus b held, and does not necessarily reflectt the opinions of thailandfriends or its members>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 My ears are pointy... I don't know what that signifies either :roll: are you also a vampire? oops... sorry eddie i forgot... no such thing as vampires... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 alright i think size does matter for brain.....although most (thai) guyz seem to love stupid obedient girls? oh oh oh can i go back to the topic if i ever received such an email??? well noo i think they can tell im not a male lol beside u would only get that kinda junk mails when u log on to some porn sites. it saves ur IP no or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 oops i think i forget that penis should be measured by inches not cm.. i dont actually LOOK at the guys penis (im a shy girl! yeah I am! ) so i cant really what the difference or maybe i may have a bad memory! errr i can only say whether its big or not when i see some porno pics.. those look HUGE! i mean too big! i still think size doesnt matter..... surely u can tell the difference in size when ..... eh no. maybe better not ask that question :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauld Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 My ears are pointy... I don't know what that signifies either :roll: 2Unique, maybe you have Vulcan blood? McCoy: Jim, when I suggested to Spock that it was time for his routine checkup, your logical, unemotional First Officer turned to me and said, "You will cease to pry into my personal matters, Doctor, or I shall certainly break your neck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khun_lung Posted January 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 oh oh oh can i go back to the topic if i ever received such an email??? well noo i think they can tell im not a male lol beside u would only get that kinda junk mails when u log on to some porn sites. it saves ur IP no or something. God, Filurina you must live like a saint! The chances of winning the lottery are better than not getting this e-mail! All my other female friends have gotten it, so there's no gender discrimination! Unbelievable!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 God, Filurina you must live like a saint! The chances of winning the lottery are better than not getting this e-mail! All my other female friends have gotten it, so there's no gender discrimination! Unbelievable!!! lol seriously i never ever get those emails! what ive got is something free porno pics and videos, not some products to increase non-existing penis! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajarn Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 "...she said; give me 20 inches and hurt me! So I f***** her twice and hit her in the face with a brick !" Denis Leary - No Cure For Cancer. (So NO, size does not matter !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 one thing that is obvious from where this thread ended up, is that the size of mr winky matters a lot to some women, not at all to others, and to varying degrees to others. that sounds about right... interesting is the number of straight men jumping in there with an opinion as to whether it matters. but gentlemen, how would we know unless we've been on the receiving end of mr winky? :shock: perhaps more interesting for the boys (which is perhaps the subtext of the original question) is whether you *worry* about the size of your winky. my suspicion is that your feelings toward your beloved trouser snake affect his performance as much or more than his actual size (unless of course you have a microscopic 2mm winky like mine)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallboyno1 Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Why? As long as you can pee and your gf like it its no need. The problem is if you have to small and she have to big. I think girls have the same problem about their breast. Love your self for who you are and for what you have. No one is perfect and will never be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConorRyan Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 :shock: khun_lung wrote: Then get her to chew your wood and chuck ur muck as soon as u can... Then u can last forever mate! But so far they are unused!! ...... No problems there :wink: Then get her to chew your wood and chuck ur muck as soon as u can... LOL F****N Class man, great words there to CHuck ones Muck LOL messy or what. there is defiantly something out there with us men and the size of or little fellas, of course we all think its too small even if its half an inch too small we all feel that we are gauged on our manly ness buy the size of our wand. LOL. But its not the angle of the dangle it?s the tangle in the wangle, that the secret!! ( Or summit like that) some lads have frickin horses hanging from them but but they just go Missionary on the wee little chick and bore the pants , it the lads with the average (lads ) that are like jack rustles savaging away like there is no tomorrow, ***** , Tongues , elbows, Legs you name it it?s the little fella you got to look out for. HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH?? :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocoaBrotha Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 *Stands in a neutral corner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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