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Strange but true..i thought the world had moved on..BUT...there are still Germans who creep out early in the morning to put their towels on the sunbeds! I was in a hotel in Pattaya 2 weeks ago, and sho'nuf, most of the prime sunbed locations were marked out by towels! The hotel staff told me that 2 weeks previously, there was a fight between rival groups in the hotel over this very issue.

Quite charming that some things are constant! Anyone else have an example of similar gross behaviour?

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Strange but true..i thought the world had moved on..BUT...there are still Germans who creep out early in the morning to put their towels on the sunbeds! I was in a hotel in Pattaya 2 weeks ago, and sho'nuf, most of the prime sunbed locations were marked out by towels! The hotel staff told me that 2 weeks previously, there was a fight between rival groups in the hotel over this very issue.

Quite charming that some things are constant! Anyone else have an example of similar gross behaviour?

i have visions of a remake of "west side story,"... except set in a beach resort in phuket, with sharks and jets both being different factions of obese europeans in speedos...

"there's a place for us, somewhere a place for us..."

i smell oscar

maybe it's not an oscar but it's definitely SOME kind of dead fish.

one thing that drives me nuckin futs (and this happens in every city i've ever been to) is herds of knuckleheads who insist on walking (slowly) side by side, thereby monopolizing entire sidewalks. hey knuckleheads, TWELVE of you are worth HALF of anyone else, now get your fat asses out the way.

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Strange but true..i thought the world had moved on..BUT...there are still Germans who creep out early in the morning to put their towels on the sunbeds! I was in a hotel in Pattaya 2 weeks ago, and sho'nuf, most of the prime sunbed locations were marked out by towels! The hotel staff told me that 2 weeks previously, there was a fight between rival groups in the hotel over this very issue.

Quite charming that some things are constant! Anyone else have an example of similar gross behaviour?

i have visions of a remake of "west side story,"... except set in a beach resort in phuket, with sharks and jets both being different factions of obese europeans in speedos...

:) You should write it. Germans and Italians ?

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Strange but true..i thought the world had moved on..BUT...there are still Germans who creep out early in the morning to put their towels on the sunbeds! I was in a hotel in Pattaya 2 weeks ago, and sho'nuf, most of the prime sunbed locations were marked out by towels! The hotel staff told me that 2 weeks previously, there was a fight between rival groups in the hotel over this very issue.

Quite charming that some things are constant! Anyone else have an example of similar gross behaviour?

i have visions of a remake of "west side story,"... except set in a beach resort in phuket, with sharks and jets both being different factions of obese europeans in speedos...

:) You should write it. Germans and Italians ?

if it's set in poooket they'd probably be germans and swedes...

imagine all those hot european fiftysomething women and their studly husbands. casting will be exciting, espeically the swimsuit competition.

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one thing that drives me nuckin futs (and this happens in every city i've ever been to) is herds of knuckleheads who insist on walking (slowly) side by side, thereby monopolizing entire sidewalks. hey knuckleheads, TWELVE of you are worth HALF of anyone else, now get your fat asses out the way.

I am glad I am not the only person this happens to especially when you are in a hurry!! Footpath Rage!!!!

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