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Um... this was about English tuition for your friend, bCool... Is she really cute???? Errr, I mean is she single. Damn, does she want intensive private tuition? Gawd, how do I put it...?

Does she f*ck on first dates and does her dad own a brewery ???

OR Can she suck a golf ball through a 50ft garden hose ???

haha ok. She is cute, farang type (dark skin, tiny)... not single but wanna be.... and hmmm she is lesbian (I'm serious) I think she wants your intensive private tuition, if it's not expensive.

but f*uck on first dates?? hmmm I think it's about English class, Phil :twisted:

There is no English Class :lol:

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Um... this was about English tuition for your friend, bCool... Is she really cute???? Errr, I mean is she single. Damn, does she want intensive private tuition? Gawd, how do I put it...?

Does she f*ck on first dates and does her dad own a brewery ???

OR Can she suck a golf ball through a 50ft garden hose ???

haha ok. She is cute, farang type (dark skin, tiny)... not single but wanna be.... and hmmm she is lesbian (I'm serious) I think she wants your intensive private tuition, if it's not expensive.

but f*uck on first dates?? hmmm I think it's about English class, Phil :twisted:

There is no English Class :lol:

haha I got it... just wondering... what's kind of language that my friend will learn.

:roll:

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Um... this was about English tuition for your friend, bCool... Is she really cute???? Errr, I mean is she single. Damn, does she want intensive private tuition? Gawd, how do I put it...?

Does she f*ck on first dates and does her dad own a brewery ???

OR Can she suck a golf ball through a 50ft garden hose ???

haha ok. She is cute, farang type (dark skin, tiny)... not single but wanna be.... and hmmm she is lesbian (I'm serious) I think she wants your intensive private tuition, if it's not expensive.

but f*uck on first dates?? hmmm I think it's about English class, Phil :twisted:

There is no English Class :lol:

haha I got it... just wondering... what's kind of language that my friend will learn.

:roll:

Spanish !!!

Maybe even some Greek :P

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Try the 'Evelyn Woodhead Sped Redding Course', as promoted by Cheech and Chong :shock:

Is that how you are able to read this entire site backwards?

Actually no. But it got me through some of my teen years with a smile.

Also, I get someone else to read this backwards for me these days, then just tell me the juicy bits.

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