Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 There are so many sayings, proverbs, quoute,folk advice etc around. Some of them are very sensible, but many are utterly stupid...what ones stick in your mind?? Drink ?till she?s cute, but stop before the wedding I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to "quit while your ahead?" If two wrongs dont make a right, why does two negitives make a postive Girls are like pianos. When they?re not upright, they?re grand (Benny Hill) Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That?s relativity (Einstein) 640K ought to be enough for anybody. Bill Gates, 1981 China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. Charles De Gaulle, former French President Do you still throw spears at each other? Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to Australian Aborigines I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.Britney Spears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 "i can see your house from here" Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 "i can see your house from here" Jesus 555555 or 'And how do you expect me to hold marbles??' Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 this is gonna hurt me more that its gonna hurt you. (before copping a hiding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 this is gonna hurt me more that its gonna hurt you. (before copping a hiding) and from the same Billy Connolly skit; I'll take my hand off your face (but it's the putting on at hi speed that actually hurts...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 and the ever popular "how can ya have any pudding if ya nor eat ya veggies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 "a cup of tea, a Bex and a good lie down" (popular ad in the late 50s for aspirin for housewives... many of whom ended up addicted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangkvvaa Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 " i dont know what i want " after ... :roll: :arrow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 " i dont know what i want " after ... :roll: :arrow: usually a cigarette and a glass of bourbon then start again... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 "Iain_D - never heard of him." who??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? :roll: or If love is blind, how come PiAnt is single?? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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beej Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Oh my ******* god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Impressive. I take it you can read it? Rather than just post it. The English, yes.. I don't think I could ever get through the Thai characters. Always interesting to know what other cultures say. http://www.into-asia.com/thai_language/phrases/proverbs.php http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=thai+sayings&btnG=Google+Search&meta= I know Japan also has a stack.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 this is getting freaky :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 this is getting freaky :shock: It must be the Fosters! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 ^No one being of sound mind drinks Fosters! (Was that a saying or a subliminal add by a rival brewer?) "Practice makes perfect" - not always and definately not for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 In all honesty, I think your man kayoataloha 's doing a damn fine job of running the forum gauntlet.At least you've got to admire his persistence. A worthy addition to the denizons of the deep. That Ian d bloke got in without so much as a by your leave. man, wasnt so much a gauntlet as a threadbare woolen mitten... I make your job interesting Ant- you tremble with fear (or is it anticipation) every time you see a new post...just in case you have to get your jackboots on and do your Stalin Jnr impersonation!!!! :wink: and I even stopped using the devil cos it annoyed you, so at least I listen!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 In all honesty, I think your man kayoataloha 's doing a damn fine job of running the forum gauntlet.At least you've got to admire his persistence. A worthy addition to the denizons of the deep. That Ian d bloke got in without so much as a by your leave. God, no thanks. I know what the initiation ceremony involves!!!! And any sort of power in my hands is very bad idea!!! absolute power corrupts... absolute corruption empowers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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