samy5000 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 We seem to have lost a TFer who provided a valuable service. He united us all in our condemnation. Selflessly, I will take on his mantle.... feel free to cyber-abuse me all you want. C'mon you losers, give me your best shot - I can take it! ok bob...YOU ask for it you're a fat worthless lonely half retarded hiv infested come dumpster with no friends and a spit face you camel jockey :twisted: EB is fat ??? wen im saying he is fat..i MEAN it ! ...look to his stripping shot on the charity event ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Kate, that felt so good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ok bob...YOU ask for it you're a fat worthless lonely half retarded hiv infested come dumpster with no friends and a spit face you camel jockey :twisted: Samy5000? What's that? The price you pay your girlfriend whenever you need a hand-shandy? Come to think of it, she probably acts as your fluffer when you make your home-made porn movies with various fruits and household objects filled with jelly. And a SUIT??? WTF Who the hell are you? Tony F#cking Soprano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 We seem to have lost a TFer who provided a valuable service. He united us all in our condemnation. Selflessly, I will take on his mantle.... feel free to cyber-abuse me all you want. C'mon you losers, give me your best shot - I can take it! Put a shirt on you f*ck'n show pony! How sad are you when live in Bangkok but still can't get laid and have to join some sleezy Thai find-a-f*ck site with the rest of us seedy sex tourists! Is that woman with the grey hair your grandmother? - She looks like the ho that s*cks my sav for crack! And as for your little scottish bum buddy - he only wishes he could suck enough d*ck to afford a flight so he could join you in your continual slum hunt! Maybe he could take lessons from your grand ma! (Note my malicious attack on not only you, but myself and the rest of the forum readers - I am utterly ruthless in attempts at forum slander glory - I might have gone a bit far with the Grand ma stuff!) :twisted: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: from an inbred sister loving hamster felching low rent boy??? Thats rich!! I expected more from you Iain! :wink: those who deserve more receive it... while those who deserve several years in a Uruguayan prison being a murderous goat herder's ***** and entertaining the guards with Vera Lynn songs while wearing a spiky thong full of chilli peppers receive that... (I have seen your future ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ok bob...YOU ask for it you're a fat worthless lonely half retarded hiv infested come dumpster with no friends and a spit face you camel jockey :twisted: Samy5000? What's that? The price you pay your girlfriend whenever you need a hand-shandy? Come to think of it, she probably acts as your fluffer when you make your home-made porn movies with various fruits and household objects filled with jelly. And a SUIT??? WTF Who the hell are you? Tony F#cking Soprano? what do you call Samy5000 in a suit?? The defendant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ok bob...YOU ask for it you're a fat worthless lonely half retarded hiv infested come dumpster with no friends and a spit face you camel jockey :twisted: Samy5000? What's that? The price you pay your girlfriend whenever you need a hand-shandy? Come to think of it, she probably acts as your fluffer when you make your home-made porn movies with various fruits and household objects filled with jelly. And a SUIT??? WTF Who the hell are you? Tony F#cking Soprano? EB.. I really am niot understanding you.. Can you please explain more clearly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Oh! I'm the Nerd! aren't you the panzy gym monkey that named his restaurant after a a 1950's childrens comic book - Do you still cuddle your snoopy doll to sleep at night when the bad man comes???? No amount of push ups and ink work will take away the shame of the fact that you secretly like to be touched by lady boy's! Jesus! You f#cking illiterate, salad dodging turd... Did you even go to school, or were you too busy practicing stretching exercises on your bumhole for the day you could move to Thailand and enjoy it for real? panzy? pansy a a 1950's? - only one article please. childrens? children's snoopy? Snoopy lady boy's? ladyboys (And while we're on the subject, I'm not ashamed of it!) Just what Bangkok needs - another f*cking English teacher. Is that the best you can do - I'm slapping you around your own forum and you're worried about my punctuation! Run along now show pony - come back when you're ready to throw something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 That from Mr 'I had to flee the UK before they introduced a sexual offenders register for chinchilla molesters, so I moved to Thailand, lost 200 lbs and reinvented myself as Mr Gay Bangcock (and the spelling mistake is deliberate) and now live a double life, swimming by day and rimming by night while filling my house while mirrors so I can prance in front of them naked except for that improvised butt plug hanging out my ass'? Would say bollocks to ya, but you would grab them, shave them, pierce them, cover them in cream and call em cherries!!! Well, you know those 200 lbs? And that sexual offenders register? They're both catching up on you. Let's just hope that some more oil is discovered in the North Sea and this time instead of kicking the shite out of each other for supporting the other crap football team in Scotland (and I don't mean the Scottish national team), THIS time the jobless, shiftless, whining population of that sodden stinking peat hole get off their erses (spelling mistake intentional) and get the oil out for themselves, instead of waiting for the English to organise their retarded, corpulent corpses. THAT way, some of the money might trickle down to you through various charity groups and you can escape the monotonous, depressing Kafkaesque life that awaits you otherwise. PS William Wallace was a ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 We seem to have lost a TFer who provided a valuable service. He united us all in our condemnation. Selflessly, I will take on his mantle.... feel free to cyber-abuse me all you want. C'mon you losers, give me your best shot - I can take it! alright. brace yourself. i'm gonna hit hard: that shirt-open, come-hither picture... makes you look kinda gay. or worse, kinda like a Manchester United fan. I knew I'd seen him before, just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks Zeus, the sexy gay shirt image made it all click together. English_Bob, YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 seriously? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 That from Mr 'I had to flee the UK before they introduced a sexual offenders register for chinchilla molesters, so I moved to Thailand, lost 200 lbs and reinvented myself as Mr Gay Bangcock (and the spelling mistake is deliberate) and now live a double life, swimming by day and rimming by night while filling my house while mirrors so I can prance in front of them naked except for that improvised butt plug hanging out my ass'? Would say bollocks to ya, but you would grab them, shave them, pierce them, cover them in cream and call em cherries!!! Well, you know those 200 lbs? And that sexual offenders register? They're both catching up on you. Let's just hope that some more oil is discovered in the North Sea and this time instead of kicking the shite out of each other for supporting the other crap football team in Scotland (and I don't mean the Scottish national team), THIS time the jobless, shiftless, whining population of that sodden stinking peat hole get off their erses (spelling mistake intentional) and get the oil out for themselves, instead of waiting for the English to organise their retarded, corpulent corpses. THAT way, some of the money might trickle down to you through various charity groups and you can escape the monotonous, depressing Kafkaesque life that awaits you otherwise. PS William Wallace was a ***. losing the plot a bit when you shift tactics onto my proud, glorious and healthy nation. See who's whining and kafkaesque when 70% of your god forsaken country is under water and we are sitting on the rebuilt Hadrian's Wall (now known as Hadrian's Dam) laughing at you living in canoes...man I would rather be French than English - the most bastardised nation on earth - bit of this, but of that and a lot of sh*te!!! Built an empire on others' hard work and then cried when it was taken off you (oops sounding like heretic here) Now you ponce around the world in your bermuda shorts, seducing local goats and frightening children (or is that other way around) And as for retardation, if you made that an olympic sport, you would lead the medal. Scots may be uhealthy but at least we can read, even if it is just Oor Wullie or the Daily Record...while your playstation and bad speed addcited youth have the lowest literacy levels in Europe. There is Albanian concrete with a higher reading age than most English people. So crawl back up your own sphincter; at least that way you are guaranteed a rim on the first date!!!! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I knew I'd seen him before, just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks Zeus, the sexy gay shirt image made it all click together. English_Bob, YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! Khun Sam!! A dark f#cking horse there... in from the night! Who the f#ck is this? Strolling into my forum with some lame-ass lookalike gag? And not enough balls to put up a photo of himself on his profile... Tell me Sam, why no picture? No don't tell me, let me tell you... you're ugly.... No you're fat.. No you're bald... ALL three!!! Come on... you fat, bald, ugly, short-arsed little turd... grow a pair of balls and put up an image we can use. Just some sad, lonely Captain Underpants joke that wasn't funny back in the 70's. Better get back to sitting alone ('cos I know you are) in your room, reading back copies of Viz and shouting out catchphrases from The Fast Show!! How much are those premium phone lines costing you these days? The best part of you ran down your Momma's leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 seriously? 8) I would bet 10 Fantasy Premier League points that it's him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 [And as for retardation, if you made that an olympic sport, you would lead the medal. Scots may be uhealthy but at least we can read, even if it is just Oor Wullie or the Daily Record...while your playstation and bad speed addcited youth have the lowest literacy levels in Europe. There is Albanian concrete with a higher reading age than most English people. So crawl back up your own sphincter; at least that way you are guaranteed a rim on the first date!!!! :wink: Hmm a quote is in order.. "It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ******* earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won't make any ******* difference!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 running out of original thoughts that you have to quote SCOTTISH comedy?? Didn't expect anymore from you c**kmunching spunkbubble!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 seriously? 8) I would bet 10 Fantasy Premier League points that it's him. seriously? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Absolutely no comment Too LATE Chez!!! Once you're in, you're fresh meat! Can I just tell you how **** Starbucks coffee really is? I mean... it's like the cheapest powdered coffee packaged up and sold as premium quality with NO conscience whatsoever... And as for green qualifications? What are they playing at? Aren't you the guys who run the water tap all day every day in EVERY damn store over the world? Using the same water PER DAY as a reasonable-sized African country? By the way, Cyndi Lauper called... she wants her wardrobe back in the 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 We seem to have lost a TFer who provided a valuable service. He united us all in our condemnation. Selflessly, I will take on his mantle.... feel free to cyber-abuse me all you want. C'mon you losers, give me your best shot - I can take it! alright. brace yourself. i'm gonna hit hard: that shirt-open, come-hither picture... makes you look kinda gay. or worse, kinda like a Manchester United fan. I knew I'd seen him before, just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks Zeus, the sexy gay shirt image made it all click together. English_Bob, YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! he's definitely the guy that used to play house softball even so grand mama tried to set him straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'll just say that again... We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ******* earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Absolutely no comment Too LATE Chez!!! Once you're in, you're fresh meat! Can I just tell you how sh*t Starbucks coffee really is? I mean... it's like the cheapest powdered coffee packaged up and sold as premium quality with NO conscience whatsoever... And as for green qualifications? What are they playing at? Aren't you the guys who run the water tap all day every day in EVERY damn store over the world? Using the same water PER DAY as a reasonable-sized African country? By the way, Cyndi Lauper called... she wants her wardrobe back in the 80's. and a fresh target bring some fresh patter!! But Dave is right; Starbucks coffee tastes like regurgiated crap. Had better service from a dead monkey and your firm is about as eco-friendly as a herd of buffalos eating beans... and if you sewed 5 of your skirts together, then you would have a skirt. Either that or Andre Agassi could use each of them as a head band... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I knew I'd seen him before, just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks Zeus, the sexy gay shirt image made it all click together. English_Bob, YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! Khun Sam!! A dark f#cking horse there... in from the night! Who the f#ck is this? Strolling into my forum with some lame-ass lookalike gag? And not enough balls to put up a photo of himself on his profile... Tell me Sam, why no picture? No don't tell me, let me tell you... you're ugly.... No you're fat.. No you're bald... ALL three!!! Come on... you fat, bald, ugly, short-arsed little turd... grow a pair of balls and put up an image we can use. Just some sad, lonely Captain Underpants joke that wasn't funny back in the 70's. Better get back to sitting alone ('cos I know you are) in your room, reading back copies of Viz and shouting out catchphrases from The Fast Show!! How much are those premium phone lines costing you these days? The best part of you ran down your Momma's leg! I took down my pictures because they weren't getting me any dates. Thanks for visiting my profile. You could have given me a vote while you were there you cheapskate. It's been a while since my last one. And sorry, I really suck at throwing insults. You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 We seem to have lost a TFer who provided a valuable service. He united us all in our condemnation. Selflessly, I will take on his mantle.... feel free to cyber-abuse me all you want. C'mon you losers, give me your best shot - I can take it! alright. brace yourself. i'm gonna hit hard: that shirt-open, come-hither picture... makes you look kinda gay. or worse, kinda like a Manchester United fan. I knew I'd seen him before, just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks Zeus, the sexy gay shirt image made it all click together. English_Bob, YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED! he's definitely the guy that used to play house softball even so grand mama tried to set him straight You really shouldn't have joined this forum you twisted Jeffrey Dahrmer wannabe! A few skeletons in the fridge next to the Foster and a fresh corpse keeping the pillows warm maybe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 that guy in poster looks so gay. ******! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'll just say that again...We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the f*cking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *ssholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 that guy in poster looks so gay. ******! which one?? the one with the granma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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