Simmo_V2.0 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Situation: You've had a nice Tom yum kung for lunch and your a few k's away from home enjoying a pleasant walk. Suddenly your stomach starts growling and you're about to be caught short. No shopping center nearby - what do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Situation:You've had a nice Tom yum kung for lunch and your a few k's away from home enjoying a pleasant walk. Suddenly your stomach starts growling and you're about to be caught short. No shopping center nearby - what do you do? Funnily enough, a close friend of mine had that situation recently while on a golf course after lunch. On the 4th hole, he quickly ran behind a nearby tree, dumped his load and then cleaned himself with his underwear, which he left there before fleeing the disgusting scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! I think we all have, with varying degrees of success (or failure) :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! I think we all have, with varying degrees of success (or failure) :roll: I wasn't so successful in India!!!!! (don't worry I won't go into detail)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! I think we all have, with varying degrees of success (or failure) :roll: I wasn't so successful in India!!!!! (don't worry I won't go into detail)!! mate, one hasn't been to India if one hasn't shitted his pants or at least had an embarrassingly wet, follow-through fart. It's all part of the exotic experience of the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 The careful observer will note that every poster on this thread so far is Australian. Which begs the question, why do Aussies enjoy talking crap ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I lived in India for 4 months but never had the pleasure of shitting my pants... and never had the experience in Thailand either... Although very early on I learned to NEVER leave the house without your own packet of tissues..it seems that many of the malls and shopping areas in India, Thailand and the Philippines do not carry toilet paper as standard equipment in the john!! My first trip I got caught without TP 2 times....I'm a fast learner in that area....In the PI the toilets never even have seats as people squatting on them always break them! ... so now I never leave the hotel without a small pack of tissues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_sweethoney Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! I think we all have, with varying degrees of success (or failure) :roll: I wasn't so successful in India!!!!! (don't worry I won't go into detail)!! mate, one hasn't been to India if one hasn't shitted his pants or at least had an embarrassingly wet, follow-through fart. It's all part of the exotic experience of the place. and i heard you've been to India before, yeah? xoxo B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIA_Andie Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! hahaha........ME TOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 squeeze like f*ck, walk on tippy toes and hope for the best. Been there done that!!! I think we all have, with varying degrees of success (or failure) :roll: I wasn't so successful in India!!!!! (don't worry I won't go into detail)!! mate, one hasn't been to India if one hasn't shitted his pants or at least had an embarrassingly wet, follow-through fart. It's all part of the exotic experience of the place. and i heard you've been to India before, yeah? xoxo B. yes I was once crazy enough to ride a bicycle up the west coast. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 yes I was once crazy enough to ride a bicycle up the west coast. 8) That's one bike saddle I wouldn't want to sit on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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