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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

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Yellow card! Yellow card! Yellow card!

Lol...i want to see yellow card on Ris's forum :lol:

Keep dreaming... nothin's wrong with Wet dream 8)

Is it just juice you need, or do you need the juice machine too?

And how fast is express mail service in Thailand?

What model do you have? express mail in Thailand isn't fast enough, I suggest you make a capsule out of it and add a strawberry flavour into just to make it a little easier to swallow. Thx in advance :roll:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

NOW... that is ******* scary to me :shock:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

Gets used too,

wt Pat's anything come in scary.

NOW... that is f*cking scary to me :shock:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big **** off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

Name and shame... :lol:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

: And u 'd only do it wt her if i came along?

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

and a splash (or is it a pile) of VOM on my floor! :roll:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

and a splash (or is it a pile) of VOM on my floor! :roll:

Aahhhh those were the days !

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

and a splash (or is it a pile) of VOM on my floor! :roll:

sounds like a real classy lady .... hard to imagine that she's middle aged and desperate !!!

i'm surprised Stevie hasn't snapped her up by now !!!

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

and a splash (or is it a pile) of VOM on my floor! :roll:

Aahhhh those were the days !

Merry X'mas :lol:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

and a splash (or is it a pile) of VOM on my floor! :roll:

Aahhhh those were the days !

Merry X'mas KNOCKING TO SOON?

I have been waiting absolutely weeks to say this

Happy Christmas, ho hoe hoe!:lol:

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

and a splash (or is it a pile) of VOM on my floor! :roll:

some people drink it for their health,

Yes, and some people think an all-meat diet is good.

To me, 'Perhaps another time, when I've had more warning.'

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

I like the sound of PAT...... any contact details???

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

I like the sound of PAT...... any contact details???

Here she is when she went over to scotland to see I_am_george

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdM5CGK54XA

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IF; this is all about Pat

The advert would be ?????.

?Such a pleasure to meet you alls?. Because according to my basal temperature this morning, I?m ovulating for the next twenty-four hours. Do you live close by or shall I ring a taxi??

I?m a Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

Please send a brief cover letter (one side of A4 only) describing why you should be the wanted donor, plus contact details and referees to the usual place. I shall have my imaginary PA sort them and contact you for interviews.

Attached photo of self in best underwear, style over substance as ever.

?Lovely,? Pat

And then launch a big f*ck off slice of chocolate cake about your face...

I like the sound of PAT...... any contact details???

Yep Darren....she is perfect for you :twisted:

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Posted: 24 Feb 2009 8:16 am

Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

This is all about Pat huh ??

I would donate but my juice would only produce little bouncing bottles of singha..

Stevie...u know u dont have any......idf have all ur juice will only with singha :shock:

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Posted: 24 Feb 2009 8:16 am

Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

This is all about Pat huh ??

I would donate but my juice would only produce little bouncing bottles of singha..

Stevie...u know u dont have any......idf have all ur juice will only with singha :shock:

CIMG3383.jpg

CIMG3644.jpg

CIMG3120-2.jpg

DAOW.jpg

ur baby will be like this!!!!!

love_at_first_site-1.jpg

...

... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Posted: 24 Feb 2009 8:16 am

Desperate middle age woman urgently need juice to compete in a production contest.

This is all about Pat huh ??

I would donate but my juice would only produce little bouncing bottles of singha..

Stevie...u know u dont have any......idf have all ur juice will only with singha :shock:

CIMG3383.jpg

CIMG3644.jpg

CIMG3120-2.jpg

DAOW.jpg

ur baby will be like this!!!!!

love_at_first_site-1.jpg

...

... :shock: :shock: :shock:

So gay!!!

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