tarn_arts Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 in this scenario, michael jackson is still alive and whitney is still on cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 in this scenario, michael jackson is still alive and whitney is still on cocaine Oh Jesus, that one is really hard (pun kind of intended). I would never want to kill the king of pop, but screwing him sounds even worse! I'll force myself to screw whitney and kill michael...egads. Be forced to eat a pee-sized piece of poo every morning (no brushing your teeth til bedtime), or crap your pants anytime you or someone you love sneezes (you're allowed to wear diapers)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Easy one, **** my pants as long as I have a diaper. Besides the embarassment, pooping feels pretty good. I am totally down for that. I will just have to get a nice bar girl to carry my diaper bag. not sure how I can top something as creatively odd as that, but here is my attempt. WYR: Eat your boogers for breakfast lunch and dinner for a decade, or not be able to drink alcohol for a year. (No recovering Alchies allowed to answer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 This is tough...but I'm gonna go with............Classic Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, this is gonna be a bit different screw whitney houston and kill michael jackson or the other way around... you may have missed the news...but MJ is already dead. so; screw Whitney then kill her. sex with an S&M midget or a week locked in a room with Sarah Palin (no sex allowed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 you may have missed the news...but MJ is already dead.so; screw Whitney then kill her. sex with an S&M midget or a week locked in a room with Sarah Palin (no sex allowed) Too easy, S&M midget, I would actually pay to do that one. Eat your boogers for breakfast lunch and dinner for a decade, or not be able to drink alcohol for a year. (No recovering Alchies allowed to answer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Too easy, S&M midget, I would actually pay to do that one. Eat your boogers for breakfast lunch and dinner for a decade, or not be able to drink alcohol for a year. (No recovering Alchies allowed to answer). no alcohol for a year... (but it would be hard) branded on the butt or tattooed on the penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 no alcohol for a year...(but it would be hard) branded on the butt or tattooed on the penis? Penis Tattoo. Great reason to pull it out in public places. tattoo a list of every sexual act you have done on your forearm or tattoo every girl/guy/LB/all of the above you have been with on your calf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Penis Tattoo. Great reason to pull it out in public places. tattoo a list of every sexual act you have done on your forearm or tattoo every girl/guy/LB/all of the above you have been with on your calf? am stuck now as neither my arm nor calf have enough skin on them to achieve either. but, theoretically...sexual acts let's take it highbrow...(and twisted) Formicophilia or Klismaphilia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 am stuck now as neither my arm nor calf have enough skin on them to achieve either.but, theoretically...sexual acts let's take it highbrow...(and twisted) Formicophilia or Klismaphilia? Formicophilia, it's probably much easier to hide than walking around with juice coming out of your rectum. (Yes I had to google them). Ok, ill stick to the same road. Eproctophilia or Dacryphilia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Formicophilia, it's probably much easier to hide than walking around with juice coming out of your rectum. (Yes I had to google them).Ok, ill stick to the same road. Eproctophilia or Dacryphilia Dacryphilia. Take the time to google weird terms, or just give an answer and move on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 (edited) Kunny is that you??? Wahahaha iBatch are you fishing around that's why you changed your name?! I was wondering who the heck is iBatch the other day but your profile pic looks familiar. Oppppsssss sorry for the interruption... carry on kunny who? Im a newbies here. Dun confuse me to some troll. How could you miss the avatar with bandana dude with a big shoulder and chest?! Ooh! and not ya too! Edited March 4, 2011 by iBatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Dacryphilia.Take the time to google weird terms, or just give an answer and move on? Sometimes I feel like only Google understands what I'm trying to say... get paid or get laid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Sometimes I feel like only Google understands what I'm trying to say...get paid or get laid? i have been 'get paid' all my life.. sometime I wanna get something else.. on the beach or on the deck ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 BOTH!! ya cant turn away the excitement of someone walking in/out unannounced. 69 classic or 69 inverted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 BOTH!! ya cant turn away the excitement of someone walking in/out unannounced. 69 classic or 69 inverted? 69 classic... unless she likes to be choked, then the dude abides. Pop the pimple or leave it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 69 classic... unless she likes to be choked, then the dude abides. Pop the pimple or leave it be? pop... (need help?) ladyboy or lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 pop... (need help?) ladyboy or lady? Ladyboy can do everything Lady can, but Lady cannot do everything Ladyboy can. But I will still take a lady, cause I am a cuddle slut and its hard to cuddle when being poked. Jump off a hotel roof into a swimming pool or jump after your parachute when skydiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ladyboy can do everything Lady can, but Lady cannot do everything Ladyboy can. But I will still take a lady, cause I am a cuddle slut and its hard to cuddle when being poked. Jump off a hotel roof into a swimming pool or jump after your parachute when skydiving? jump after parachute; they will both probably be fatal so might as well go out in style... Rhaphanidosis or rhododendron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 jump after parachute; they will both probably be fatal so might as well go out in style...Rhaphanidosis or rhododendron? rhododendron Pepsi or Coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 rhododendronPepsi or Coke Coke, but the 1920's coke that still has cocaine in it. *** or Titties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Coke, but the 1920's coke that still has cocaine in it. *** or Titties? titties... stuck in a lift for 8 hours with a Frenchman? or stuck in a lift for 8 hours with a Belgian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 titties...stuck in a lift for 8 hours with a Frenchman? or stuck in a lift for 8 hours with a Belgian? Any ! as long as its not scottitttttttttttttttttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Any ! as long as its not scottitttttttttttttttttt ah; good to see EvilKus back... ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 and back to 'normal' programming... win the lottery and have 10 years to live or be in poverty and have 20 years to live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 and back to 'normal' programming...win the lottery and have 10 years to live or be in poverty and have 20 years to live? Lottery and 10 years by far! Get down to 2 years and it's a tough decision. Always have your nose clogged or always have a sore throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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