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  1. 1. What will the result be?

    • A series win to Australia
    • A series win to England
    • A drawn series !!!!!
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    • A beer, Bourbon, whiskey, vodka, and gin


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You all expect to win and as you're all so confident I didn't think you'd have too much pride acknowledging when your star bowler has what can only be described as, and in the parlance of your people a 'shocker'.

Good bowlers have their bad days but they always come back and bowl well!!!! :lol::lol:

We'll probably f*ck it all up at some point. England expects..

Could not have said it better myself!!! :lol::lol:

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You all expect to win and as you're all so confident I didn't think you'd have too much pride acknowledging when your star bowler has what can only be described as, and in the parlance of your people a 'shocker'.

Good bowlers have their bad days but they always come back and bowl well!!!! :lol::lol:

We'll probably f*ck it all up at some point. England expects..

Could not have said it better myself!!! :lol::lol:

It's round about now i like to remember im Scottish :lol:

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You all expect to win and as you're all so confident I didn't think you'd have too much pride acknowledging when your star bowler has what can only be described as, and in the parlance of your people a 'shocker'.

Good bowlers have their bad days but they always come back and bowl well!!!! :lol::lol:

We'll probably f*ck it all up at some point. England expects..

Could not have said it better myself!!! :lol::lol:

It's round about now i like to remember in Scottish :lol:

Honarary Aussie hey Stevie I will buy the beers!!! :lol::lol:

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darstardly tactics waking poor englishmen from their slumber at 5am with a fire alarm....how low will these convicts sink....

onwards to the oval!!

and imagine the cheating buggers bowling a full length aiming to hit top of off stump !!!! f**king disgraceful !!!

obviously england were the only team playing in the spirit of the game .... feeding the aussie batsman a diet of wide long hops which the cheating buggers insisted on crashing to the boundary !!

whatever happened to the notion of fair play !!!! :D:D:D

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You all expect to win and as you're all so confident I didn't think you'd have too much pride acknowledging when your star bowler has what can only be described as, and in the parlance of your people a 'shocker'.

Good bowlers have their bad days but they always come back and bowl well!!!! :lol::lol:

We'll probably f*ck it all up at some point. England expects..

Could not have said it better myself!!! :lol::lol:

It's round about now i like to remember im Scottish :lol:

Yeah but you're also a flag saluting anthem singing flute playing Queen loving sash wearing durty orinj baistirt!!!

Same thing as being English... :wink:

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The Aussies will be shacking in their boots now !

Pointing wont be able to sleep !!

Dave will hit the Singha.....well hit it more than he normally does !!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/8192597.stm

Yes RAMPS is back :roll:

aye great idea from the poms .... let's pick a fanny who's latest claim to fame was winning .... "come f**king dancing !!!!" :roll: :roll: :roll:

i think the aussies will be pissing themselves laughing rather than shaking in their boots !!!

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Yes RAMPS is back
:lol::lol::lol:

Bloody hell bring back Boycott!!!!! :lol::lol:

Dave will hit the Singha.....well hit it more than he normally does !!!

Especially if it's your buy Stevie!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

i think the aussies will be pissing themselves laughing rather than shaking in their boots !!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol: well said mate!!!!!

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The Aussies will be shacking in their boots now !

Pointing wont be able to sleep !!

Dave will hit the Singha.....well hit it more than he normally does !!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/8192597.stm

Yes RAMPS is back :roll:

aye great idea from the poms .... let's pick a fanny who's latest claim to fame was winning .... "come f**king dancing !!!!"

Least he will walk off gracefully, maybe even glide his way back to the dressing room after scoring.

**** all

He was and still is a good county player but, deciding game in the Ashes :shock:

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Why are Aussies so good at batting in cricket?

It's the only game they could master wearing handcuffs.

Yesterday I saw a cricket bat , and then I watched a goldfish bowl , and to be fair , they were both miles better than those bloody English!!

:lol:

Right !

Less of the piss taking, this is a serious cricket discussion thread, so can we get back to discussing SERIOUS cricket topics please ??

Ok......just how SHITE were England ?? 8)

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Why are Aussies so good at batting in cricket?

It's the only game they could master wearing handcuffs.

Yesterday I saw a cricket bat , and then I watched a goldfish bowl , and to be fair , they were both miles better than those bloody English!!

:lol:

Right !

Less of the piss taking, this is a serious cricket discussion thread, so can we get back to discussing SERIOUS cricket topics please ??

Ok......just how SHITE were England ?? 8)

Stevie; you are a f*ckin Scotsman mate (despite the pink shirts and sipping the poofjuice)

You should think cricket is what you do to your neck staring at women!!!

:lol:

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Cricket is more popular* than rugby in Scotland. jing ror.

*more registered players, participants etc.

wayyyyyyyyyyyy off

there are around 8000 cricket players in all of Scotland at all levels.

there are around 31,000 rugby players at all levels.

My figures come from Cricket Scotland and the Scottish Rugby Union, where do yours come from?

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