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thongs or shorts...

THE bottom could be falling out of the thong market, according to the latest figures. G-string sales are down by 28 per cent in the past two years. But boy shorts are now a big hit with the girls ? sales have DOUBLED in 18 months. So why has it all gone wrong for the thong?

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miss bkk

my god only 3 weeks away from bangkok and already i am bursting for the temples, the smiles, the natural beauty, the heritage, the history and the tom yam khung

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ape jokes

A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Head Keeper thought of Chuck Lee, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Chuck Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but lots of vir

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Interior design for bar

have beautiful old colonial chinese style building to open bar in.... anyone with artistic talent and interior design experience for bars/restaurants please let me know....all ideas welcome. will post pics of the bar soon. in vietnam.............

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Koh Chang

I am off to Koh Chang tomorrow for a few days...any advice on best beaches, accommodation, dives etc etc....

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suga momma

I just resigned my job...i mean who wants to move to korea...however...now i need a suga momma to support me. please send resume and arrange interview.

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Year of the Dog...how it will be

Cow in the Year of Dog 2006 Constellation (Stars) Fu De (福德), Juan She(卷舌), Tian De(天德). There will be unexpected wealth and career is smooth. There is assistance of Benefactor. Disposition The character of the Cow is steady, conservative with strong inner self and has a sense of responsibility. He has a good creditability and honors his word. He is loyal and worships one principle. He enjoys being in a serene environment and has the temperament of the Cow. Sometimes, it is hard to get alon

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friiiiiiday

) Test your concentration skills. Click on this link http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf 2) Subject: Wise Old Lady A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills Falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and se

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friday funnies

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The

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siem reap

can anyone tell me best/cheapest way to get to Siem Reap...Jan 6-9th...need to fly but air asia don't go there yet......

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Politically Correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED WOMAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She do

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obviously nothing to do

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Dormitory = Dirty Room Evangelist = Evil's Agent Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code= Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Animosity = is No Amity Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms = Alas!

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???

Wonder how many times this happens in Thailand..... _ Many many years ago When I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. _ This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed _ This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. _ To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bounci

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Getting Old?

> > George Carlin's Views on Aging > > Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is > when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited >about > aging that you think in fractions. > > "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a > half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. > > You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the &g

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crouch

Saddam Hussain gets found guilty by the court in Iraq and is sentenced to death by firing squad. "Any lasts requests before you are shot?" "Can Peter Crouch take the shot?" says Saddam

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Etymology of 'fuck' part II

The etymology of **** has given rise to a great deal of speculation, which should be regarded skeptically. The authoritative Oxford English Dictionary is quite cautious in providing an etymology for this word. In the quotation below, the dictionary's usual abbreviations are spelled out for clarity: Early modern English ****, ***, answering to a Middle English type *fuken (weak verb) [which is] not found; ulterior etymology unknown. Synonymous German ficken can be shown to be related. The firs

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Thought of the Day:

> > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, > and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every > way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! > > There was only one thing bothering me though, her younger sister. > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini > skirts, low cut blouses and she was hot! She would regularly bend > down in front me and I got many a pleasant view of

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Earthquake...strange info

The 7.4 magnitude devastating earthquake in Pakistan on October 8 has raised several questions and posed new problems for scientists and engineers. But the most frequently asked question is whether it is possible to predict the occurrence of an earthquake. The answer to this question is, 'yes, to a sufficient degree of accuracy, about a few hours before the occurrence of an earthquake.' The earthquake precursors discussed here are exclusively for moderate to large earthquakes, meaning eart

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