I think this will bring a smile to your face.A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See .He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."The wife gave her husband a healthy
Every Country has its problems with imigration and visitors. I am not baging our Trans Tasman
cousins. NZ has a problem with its South Pacific neighbours. The USA has problems with Mexico
Western Europe , The Eastern Bloc, England with everyone. Thailand with its neighbours. This is
a cut and past from "THE AGE" newspaper. I am sure we all have tales to tell on this subject.
THE AGE February 2, 2007 4:09pm
Kiwis 'worst-behaved visitors' It's official - New Zealanders are the worst behaved v
My much awaited Holiday to Thailand was cut down in its Prime.I got sick in Chiang Mia, was hospitalized released and Hospitalized again. After 8 days and truck loads of pills, drips, Oxygen and open wallet surgery(No holiday insurance[ :-( ]) I decided it was time to return home. I arrived back in Melbourne on the 19 Jan. 10 days short of my intended stay.But it was not all Doom and Gloom.The first 30 day were, Simply the Best I have ever had on Holiday. The people were amazing. I was treated l
On this day 12 months ago, I joined TF.In that time I have meet lots of wonderfull people and made some really great friends. The end result being, I am now in Thailand having the time of my life and enjoying the company of someone very Special and Dear to me.As we vote Testi and chat with each other, we touch each others lives. I hope in a positive way. My life has been enriched, over the last year, and you have all had a part in it. So I want to thank you all for being the Great people you mos
Just a short note to All TFers.I would like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas & a Happy New YearShould any of you run into me, on your travells, you didnt see me. heheheI have things to do and places to go and will be fairly busy.However I will attempt to meet as many of youin my travellsI have meet a few all eady including Wallace & the Wonderfull Ms Love.I must tell you that BKK lived up to its rep. I had a ball whilst I was in townAll of you Take Care, have a Merry Christmas &
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Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why me
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man turns on the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN; "Hello"
WOMAN; "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN; "Yes"
WOMAN; "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only$1,000.Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN; "Sure,go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN; "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
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WHY DO WOMEN MOVE TO QLD??
They
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.But behind a satisfied woman, there is usually an exhausted man. Why was the two piece swimsuit invented?To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed. Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIR
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoug
2006-12-10 08:54:24 Good Morning fellow TFers, This morning I was going about my business in the usual way.Vote whoring to my Hearts content, when I came across something that I found quite distressingThings like this should never be allowed to happen, and I dont understand how it came to be ??. It did happen, so I suggest we get to gether and fix the problem and make sure it never occures again
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat just by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a fe
RECALL NOTICE ! ! !The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some other
Comparison Two boys were skinny-dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?”
The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.”Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again, there was a comparison made, with no results.The first boy said, “I did what ya told me. Every night I have rubbed it down with
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Karl said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying
chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went
flying and broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the
For all Employees Who Work With Rude Customers
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped h
One day a farmer's buffalo fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the buffalo.He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the buffalo realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted
It is time to move on. So I have disposed of the RED BEAST. She if off to a new home. With the capital I have invested in a new projectA small business. See the new pic on my Profile. It will surely be a success I'm sure many of you in the coming months/years will require my servicesLooking foward to doing business with all of you. lol Enjoy the party tonight My ph for 24/7 service is 555 0410 E.
Well folks, I just want to say "THANK YOU" to all of you. I have just spent a very interesting, but exhausting week whoring votes, lol. It all started when I wondered if I could chase, catch the likes of Wallace n Whiskers & Co.Yes folks I became a vote *****, it was great, and it is true. The harder you work the more fun you have. I had to work hard at it as I'm holding down a full time job as well. Getting to the "Top 5" is a full time job. The rewards are great though.I met some real and
