1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack?"
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why
Wacky entertainment has been around forever, however this guy takes it to new heights. The skill facter involved here is mind boggling and he gets better as the clip progresses. Watch and see then tell me......COOL or DROOL :-)Http://www.johnbrooks.com/juggle/
A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian
coast while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what
could have happened to her.
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says..."Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more
good news".
"Well," says the bloke..."I guess I'd better have
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD
This is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between Maleand Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now. Which of The Two Birds Is a Female??? Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot Which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at c
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.Little Johnn
I have been noticing some strange behaviour on TF since the NEW server has been installed.A good example is the current one I am contending with, I am logged into TF, but as far as everyone else is concerned, I am OFF LINE. Another example is when I try to sent a testi, the box comes up with the message...... You must have at least 1 approved photograph befroe you can use this feature. I have 36. This only happens occasionally. Has anyone else had any gliches in the last day or so. I would be in
I have just got home from spending a great day enjoying good food good beer and good friends. Most of the Melb TF guys were there today. Wallace, Cosmo, Dave40, Tilaceer, Luckyphil247, Jimsters, Timmel and ofcourse myself. Here are just a few of the photos taken today.Pic 1. Beauty Queen contestantPic 2. The Boys enjoying a beer an Phil enjoying WallacePic 3. Wallace Dave and Cosmo with Singha :-)
I could'nt resist this one lolThe new supermarket, near our house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smel
Good Grooming tips for the removal of UNWANTED Hair
Nair - Hair Remover My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then told the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. She went to the drug store and at the register the druggist tells
This story is from our news.com.au network Source: AAP
Stop being mean to Aussies, Kiwis told· From correspondents in Auckland
· March 05, 2007
WHILE New Zealanders may have had just cause to taunt their trans-Tasman counterparts over underarm bowling and Phar Lap's origins, enough is enough, say New Zealand tourism authorities
A new marketing campaign has been launched to get New Zealanders to be more friendly to Australian tourists and to tone down their insults.
Tourism N
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 7. Give a man a
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home"The brunette arrives at the stoc
