9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if
January 23, 2008
BANGKOK: The producer of a sexy Thai soap opera about young air hostesses promised longer skirts and fewer catfights last night after real flight attendants complained the show was sexist and should be yanked from the airwaves.The makers of The War of Angels, which portrays stewardesses fighting for the attention of male pilots at a fictional airline, apologised to staff at Thai Airways who said the show was demeaning. "There won't be any more catfight scenes between flight att
Well today I have been on TF for 2 tears opssss years. To top it off today is also New Years Eve. So this calls foe a double celebration. And there is only ONE way to do this PARTY Its gonna be a Hard Days Night
But if you like the original version, here is is....
Happy New Year
I promised Ni a Lobster dinner, Just to let her know I have not forgotten
After dinner we plan to head off to ..........
Have a good night one all.......55555
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know,
Can you solve within 1 min or how much time you need? 10 mins or ????????
Now Scroll Down for the Answer.........
Howz that ...
NOW HOW SMART DO YOU FEEL ???
Merry Christmas
This is a light hearted pay back for all the Sick Buffalo and Sad ex girlfriend stories that were told here over tha last year Merry Christmas to you all........
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Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings.
Posted in the Bangkok Post today................. National park fees reduced for foreigners APINYA WIPATAYOTIN The National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation Department has cut the entrance fees for foreigners to national parks countrywide in a bid to lure more overseas tourists.The reduction came after the department received a number of complaints from foreign visitors that the fees are too high, compared with the poor facilities for tourists at the parks. Effective from Dec 1, ent
A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard,and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared. Do any of you know what happene
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here!
I just could not resist this one......
A Leb guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Lebanon our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice"
A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
“In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es.
Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate s
26 Days until Christmas!!!! Let it snow!
~You have just been hit with an e-mail snow ball!~
It's the start of.....
Snow Ball Fight 2007!!
One rule to this game....
You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!
Now...
go out there and get as many people as you can,
before they get you!
I got you first! and you can't get me back!
Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe) We do not stop playing becaus
