Whilst enjoying a drink with a friend one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he would like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her place they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.Finally, the guy rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter.Unable to find it, he a
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose we
Way back when, when the world of television was just "Black & White" alone came a band who I think started it all. After this song, we went into an unprecidented musical revolution that lasted some 10 to 15 years. Bands from this erea are still heard live today. Very few bands in the last 20 years have made an impact or are as memorable as those early groups. Why is that? If you look at the 60's and what was going on in the world at that time. You will see many similarities between then and
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men, playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize, "Please allow me to help. I am a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain, if you,d allow me" she told him."Oh, no I'll be alright, I'll
By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me ****. 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me **** 'Cos **** can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go
Once upon a time, there were 3 AngelsOn the left is Angel Tawan Middle is Angel Myne & the right is Angel PrueWell they got together last Friday night and went mad in the City of AngelsThey set out for dinner, then off to a movie.........With a bit of Romance along the way.Angel Tawan tried to escape without paying her bill and big tip to the waiter she promised lolThey finished dinner early so decided to hit the shops on the way to the movies.The POWER Shopper Award goes to Prue, She has cl
"THE FOOL"
AND TO THINK SOMONE GAVE HIM A JOB AROUND FUEL
Watch closely and you will see this genius climb on top of the truck, reach in his pocket, and take out his lighter to look inside the tank!
He has to be pissed out of his BRAIN.
SMART..............tomorrow, The FoolThis clip, speaks for it's self. Down to Earth guy installs power windows on the cheap...............
Dam, cant post 2 clips here, Photo bucket gets confusedWill Post the FOOL tomorrow
Some National anthems are moving and inspirational and capture the Nation. Others, well in the words of Doctor Phil, "What were you thinking.I put the current Australian National anthem in this category. So do dome others apparently. He is part of a comedy program the was broadcast here on Chanel 10. Not quite there but getting close Tell me what you think....................???
Enjoy the rest of your day ...........
Every once in a while, in life you run into a genius with true talent?????
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2 Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're
Would you still want to go to the..................... BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR
*IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY on the tenth floor....*
*YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.....* *(not that you would...)*
*AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.. . *
*You open the door.... **
NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *! A PAINTED FLOOR!**
KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?* Scroll sloooooooowly.....
This would mess your mind up!
A North Queenslander is drinking in a Brisbane Pub when he gets a call
on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts grinning
from ear to ear. Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he
wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.
The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd
around keen to know what they are celebrating. 'Well' he announces, 'My
wife's just produced a typical North Queensland baby boy weighing 25
pounds'.
Nobody
Note: Little Ralphy, is Little Johnny's cousin.........LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice crea
An old man, Mr. Wallace, (hmmm I wonder lol) was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his P
The following question was asked in a recent poll:
"Are there too many immigrants in Australia ?"
21% Said: Yes
17% Said: No
62% Said: ; عهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط
In this journal I would like to spare a moment for all those Sports people who gave their all. But did not quite make it to the Olympic's
Enjoy your SUNDAY!! Tomorrow I will show you how to comit the "Perfect Crime"
