Article by John Scott SCIENTISTS have built the smallest petrol engine - tiny enough to power a WATCH. The mini-motor, which runs for two years on a single squirt of lighter fuel, is set to revolutionize world technology.
It produces 700 times more energy than a conventional battery despite being less than a centimetre long - not even half an inch. It could be used to operate laptops and mobile phones for months on end - doing away with the need for recharging. Experts believe it cou
For the last few years I have not bothered to do any Christmas decorating, then last year I was lucky enough to spend Christmas in Thailand.When I came back I decided that I would do a Xmas tree this year. I wanted something different and didnt wish to spend lots of money on a tree that would only see light of day for about 3 weeks out of 52.After a lot of thought I came up with a brillant plan. It was a lot of work and has taken nearly 12 months to complete. The end result, however is worth it.
A 54 year old woman
had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No,
you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her
hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more
A little Bird has told me that a certain person is having a birthday today. She is NOT getting older, just better. Just ask her WORSE half, he will tell you, and keep a straight face, doing it HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NONG MONKEY PHONG
A round watermelon can take up a lot of room
in a refrigerator and the usually round fruit often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves.
Smart Japanese Farmers have forced their watermelons to grow into a square shape by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases while the fruit is still growing on the vine.
Now that is thinking outside the box !!!.
For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad.... be very, very glad....
I luv this one the BEST lol.........MUM will be pleased 5555 And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like ................. 1.) A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 10cm deep.
2.) If
Before we go any further I must advise ALL Chinese people here that this post is not ment to offend in any way. It is a FUN post only. Please treat it in the manor it was ment to be enjoyed.................Thank you ALL. Please read the following out "LOUD"1. That's not right.........................Sum Ting Wong2. Are you harbouring a fugitive...Hu Yu Hai Ding3. See me ASAP.............................Kum Hai4. Stupid Man................................Dum ***5. Small Horse.....................
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of frozen crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the
crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen
if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the
gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise
This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.
She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, that was
sponsoring a 'worst job experience' contest. Needless to say, she won.
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Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living
in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near the outback. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbor to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.
So he goes next door, but on his way up the drive-way, he sees the Chinese
man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt this "Chinese customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decide
Belive it or Not, this is a True Story Lady calls Technical support for help with her computer problem!!"Hello, technical support, how can I help you" ?LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking,then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing".SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find
All over the world you find people with too much time on their handsEveny now and again, someone comes up with something really cleverto while away their idle hours. This is one such guy.Definatly worth the watchSorry I dont know how to post as a clip here so if anyone wishes to spendsome of their IDLE time and teach me lol............ http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r298/gavtf/?action=view¤t=HammerKing.flv
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 .There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these butto
Australians have invented a new party game And it is about to hit the worldExpect to see it at your next New Moon Party I belive Wallace had a major input into this new craze
This one, like most of the others came to me at the office via an email. They say seeing, is Beliving. I say they are Fu*king "CRAZY" OK who want to have a pat .............................. lol
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home fr
Been to a wedding, and felt something is not quite rightWhere the 2 familes were line up like opposing forces.Where, instead of BELLY rubbing on the dance floorThey seem to be juggling for position to take a swing at each otherWell this is how it starts................ Enjoy your Sunday !!!
You can never underestimate the value of a GOOD deodorant. So I make sure I never leave home without it Cant get by without my "LYNX" Effect Have a Great Day !!!
None of that Sissy CrapAre you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe fu*king bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3.
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry." L This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter sa
