Yesterday a group of us meet on Southbank to enjoy a LONG lunch with the lovely Sneaky.She arrived on time and in styleShe was also very pleased to see us all there waiting...Tilaceer asked Sneaky if she would like something to drink and she quickly replied, "2 bottles of Whiskey please"Both we visibly shocked when the waiter told her he could only bring one bottle at a time. Wallace went out side and called in a HIT Team. As soon as the restaurant found out about this the situtation was quickly
She saw a picture of a tombstone, and was very intriguied by itso much so, that she is now asking for my help. If anyone could assist in this matter, I will pass the information on to her. She will be very happy for any help you can give.
I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTION...
Enjoy your day :-)
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
'Breast-fed,'she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning t
A Kiwi walks into the Surfers Paradise Centrelink office, goes up to
the counter to collect his dole money and says:
"Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job."
The social worker behind the counter says: "Your timing is excellent.We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hour
The secret of inner peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have
finally found inner peace.
A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottl
Just a quick question here.Are GPS units readily advailable in Thailand ?If so, is "Tom Tom" on the market there and is there a map of Thailand advailable.I have just purchased a "Tom Tom" One XL and am interested in buying a Thai map to suitI have looked on the Tom Tom web site but they dont show a Thai map.Can anyone help me with this ???
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he
One student turned in the following book report, with the
proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.
... cost - $29.99
Clinton:
...... cost - $29.99
Titanic:
..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.
.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:
..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
While GW Bush was in Australia he visited a local schoolHere is part of the interaction he had with the kids......................
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
" Stanley ," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
Has TF become a tax haven for all the sniveling little assholes of the world that make it to Thailand. It seems to be the "IN" thing at the moment.Some little Dickweed comes to Thailand for what ever reason, meets a lovely Thai girl. They promptly fall fall in "LUST" and if they are lucky just make it to the "Getting to know you" stage before it all goes douwn the drain.She moves on, having learnt a lesson..................hopefullyHe thows a tantrim, spits the "DUMMY" and runs screaming to post
Thai wife at large with hubby's severed penis
Saturday Sep 1 17:15 AEST
A 35-year-old Thai woman was at large with her husband's penis Saturday after discovering the man's unfaithfulness, police said.Pornbun Sinthusin came home late Friday in Bangkok and found her 34-year-old husband Ploeng Plaekratoke in bed with another woman, said Lieutenant Colonel Kornwat Hunpradit.Pornbun later gave him several beers before cutting off his penis with "a sharp object," Kornwat said, adding that the husban
I dont usually do this type of journal. Its usually pics and coments of funny or odd situtations and or events, however.......... I arrived home to day to the usuall Testies and PM's, however in amoungst them all was one from a person I had never heard from before. I thought to myself......Good a new TF friend so opened it up to find"Why do you visit my profile every few days"WTF Do I have to ask permission to visit a persons profile now ?????Alright I admit it. The person involved is a "Newbie
Today is the day !!! Two moons on 27 August 2007*
27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for...
Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.
It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it
again.
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." I agree," says the Father. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do so
Hippo and the Tortoise NAIROBI (AFP) - A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said. The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean , then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him. "It
Two moons on 27 August 2007*
27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for...
Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.
It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it
again.
For all you people who are into gadgets, This is one of the latest offerings on the market now................ But first I would like to tell you all a TRUE story A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed.
There have been times when I may have;
Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Pestered you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you, or
Got on your nerves with all the journals I post, So today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE !!!!!!Now on with the show >>>>>>>>>>> .......and a PARACHUTE makes perfect sense................
