Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroa
When one is surrounded by love, The feeling of excitement fades away, And one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.
Love shows up in all forms, Even very small and cheeky forms, It has never been a model, It could be the most dull and boring form... Flowers, And romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship.
Under all this, the pillar of true love stands and that's our life. Love, not words win arguments.
Sometimes we
1. Only drunk dial when you are DRUNK...... Everything else is false advertisement...And no excuse.
2.It is okay to call someone 37 times in one night..... If you don't remember it....... it didn't happen!!!. (proof is only in the outgoing call box on your cell.....delete it ASAP!!!!
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member..... say something nice...... Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song..... I FUCKIN love you MAN"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always prefer
Introducing the wedding party:
First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ..... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group d
Yes its true. some women are so blind and hardly realize that some men dont really care about them at all....
I'm talking about my new fav e-book by the way :>
The thing is i've been checking out a lot of books at kinokuniya the emporium which u know is very huge! haha suddenly i didnt know how this book got into my eyes! Amazing yes! I was standing there and reading for quite some times. Did I buy the book? Not yet well I need to feel like I want it badly! god i'm weird.
Anyway i've been
Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each
other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't
wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk
to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy
in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first
one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always
you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my
pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost
me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't
So far i got.......
Big Fish
Toy Story
Saw 2
Napoleon Dynamite
Boomerang
Scorpian King
Mona Lisa Smile
Castle in the Sky
Twelve Monkies
A Clockwork Orange
Pink Panther
snake eyes
The Hills Have Eyes
The Money Pit
Dancing with Wolves
Crow
Barb Wire
Crash
Beetle Juice
Bend it like Beckham
Casino
Red Dragon
Sorry for taking so long. My excuse is that i've been so busy with work and i could only come online after work or when i'm not with my BF lol
Anyway, I wanna thank all of you who came to my birthday party.. yeah i mean Kip & Momay birthday's party too! (Hey guys where are the pics anyway ;p )
Right, as one of the hosts, I was supposed to be there earlier than everyone but i think Chrisghent, Kip and the gang had made it first. We kinda had a problem about the reserved table which my frie
This might be a bit late for my update. Well i havent been online that much lately. Guess you all know why Anyway, just wanna share to the world how happy i am with my teerak <3 We went to Koh Samed, our first going away, for the first time. It was nice as always. Its just a bit croweded cos it was a long holiday (5th-7th May). I normally never booked for any guesthouse cos its never really full. I guess i was wrong this time. As soon as i stepped into my favourite guesthouse in Ao Phai, the
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex h
Found this very very very very cute so i need to share it with you girls!!
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him
Just to remind all of you that we're gonna have a joint birthday party for me, kip (uarewotueat) and may85 @ Inch club tomorrow night!!
The good news is a friend of my good friend's bf own the place!! HOORAY!! so she said she would ask him to give us a discount for my birthday present hehehe... as discussed, he would give us 20% off of total bills. well I dont know how many ppl are going there and if your goin to open a bottle or not. So to avoid the confusion, i asked my friend to book t
BANGKOK: -- The police censorship board has upheld the appeal of film distributors, and will allow The Da Vinci Code to be shown uncut and unchanged.
"The panel voted six to five to keep the movie as it is," said James Dhiraputra of Buena Vista International, the company which made the appeal.
Just one remnant remains of the censorship. Exhibitors must show a disclaimer at the start and end of the film stating that it is fiction. Christian groups have protested against its thesis that Jesus Ch
found these examples of new Hallmark cards quite interesting and hilarious hehehe so feel free to add yours here LOL
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations o
i HATE the feeling of jealousy. Sometimes you realize you cant have what you want but still you dont want anyone to have it as well. that would be seen as a selfish type which i wouldnt disagree anymore. I just think that you cant help it can you? its perhaps in everyone of us. how would we stop that feeling? i still try to figure out. once it happens to you, u just cant understand "why me?"
I guess what is meant to be is meant to be. so we'll see.
Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you,
S. Berman
Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the three hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The six bars on your shelf
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're th
Is it true that you shouldnt have an affair with your colleague? I mean i've been wondering what if you kinda have a crush on your colleague, would you go for it or would you just do nothing cos you shouldnt?
I've had a similar discussion on this matter with some of my friends before. Some said this is not good cos once you f**ked them and if thing didnt work out, you might feel a bit awkward to see them at work or even work with them.
But if your office is huge that u two hardly see each ot
Sexual harassment is something you could expect at KSR on Songkran days. I'm going there with some TFers who said that they would be my bodyguards (although i'm not quite sure about that LOL) Well I didnt like going to KSR for water fight that much. I stopped going there since 2002 cos I didnt like or want to be touched by totally strangers esp perverted ones who take this special occasion to sexually harass intentionally. Too bad KSR seems to be the only place we could play crazy water fight (a
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two
Its the boy (actually no longer a boy) birthday!!
turning 29 today (Man u'll be 30 next year, ready for it? LOL )
anyway i just wanna wish u a happy birthday since you havent done anything special..........
here's what u need :
1) cash
2) unconditional love (sorry i cant give this to u yet)
3) sexy women?
what else?? just give me a list ok?!!
Happy Birthday Nelis!
ps do u know why the cake is designed to be in a circle shape?? cos when u cut it and give it to ppl,
I Laugh My Arse Off!!!!Dont understand the japanese talking but hey its so funny!!
I think Japanese ppl are really good with the show like this
Have a lovely weekend everyone!
I was quite bored when i was doing the test.. so this is just for fun. u can grab a pen and a paper and do the test hehe
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read each of those and tell what your total is........if you have 60 or over your a bad kid! under that you fine
1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6)
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true
friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance
