1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's

leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"

hahaha AGREE?? alright, i should be off to bed now. i'm getting old and need loadsa beauty sleep.......

Damn !! Im still a child >,<

Damn, i am getting old...

damm,i'm old to.

i refuse to read it....and u can't make me

Uh, it was the first one that got me. :-P The rest, well, hmm, I feel young again.

Heh, and come to think about it. Number 24 is something that every scandinavian will laugh...;-) Because it definetly is the total opposite!

I am something in between...and no no beauty sleep for me.Always up all night! Look just like a panda bear now! Shrrrrr...

Good news for me, i ain't that old after all

I already feel it May! :-)

My God! It's like you know everything about me. I think all but number 24 apply to me now. I can't drink at home alone cuz I will fall asleep before I go out. Maybe thats worse. 5555!

I must be getting old....well, still young at heart!

I just had to read about 1/3 to realize I've not grown up :-)

" Young hearts forever" never get old !!!...la...la

Well only 50% applies here, does that mean I am MIDDLE aged, lol because that doesn't sound much better

Still happy to spend 90% of my computer time not for real work..

actually...I can drink a hell of alot MORE now that I'm all grown up......and number 24 is more true in canada for younger people..not older....they get all tanked up at home before hittin the more expensive bars......

oh guys i have 1 2 3 4 7 11 13 14 16 17 21 23 24 25

which means i'm getting old...

thanks for reminding me that i still haven t grow up hahahahaha

didn t get rid of the peter pan syndrow

but must confess that i didn t and won t try too

i'm sure everyone still feels young at heart.. i do!!!

sorry i just cant help comparing myself with the young girls in the club.. and that really makes me feel so old!

u ll be old when u ll start saying this " i remember when i was like them , i did..."

that s a real sign

and remember some people are allready old at 20 some other still young at 77

just a state of mind

****...I qualify for some...better go for a drink eh...

oops, i have more than 25 signs which mentioned above...

i m too old, LOL

That's not true!! U are lying!! Lalala la la lalala!! I can't hear u anymore!! I'm not grown up...

btw I still can smoke them...

"6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed."

oh..gosh...i dont even pass the forth sign...forget all the rest!!!

Any good nursing homes in Bangkok?