alrightie then.....would someone please:

1. post a pathetic "please be my friend journal"

2. tell a moderator to **** off

3. start a thread entitled "the pro's and con's of public masturbation"

4. turn gay

5. turn straight

6. be able to carry on a spirited debate without running for cover or crying to mommy

anything...anything at all! it's a friggin' morgue in here!

LOL yeah.. ur bed time ^^ good night..

and soon i will turn straight.. promise you

poor bruce.....do u wanna turn gay too? lol miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You forgot

7. Post a pathetic teen love soap opera :-)

It's all about your happiness, isn't it. You selfish t*rd.

hey! hey you! ya you! fock off! ya pesky little moderator!.....(god! this feels so much better)

Oh yeah... as if I can add to this!?!?!?

I agree it can get real boring and seeing people trying to intellectualize about boredom in a thread just shows how bad it can be , hahahhaa

I'm still a virgin in the UK and I've been here three days... will probably masturbate tomorrow!!!

OR TONIGHT!!

balibatman...as the recently outed "friend" of funnygirl.....THAT is funny!