Why I fired my secretary...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that

morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be

pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for

me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy

birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids

will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, jane, said, "good morning,

boss, happy birthday!" it felt a little better that at least someone

had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,

"you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,

let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks jane, that's

the greatest thing i've heard all day. Let's go!" we went to lunch but

we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little

place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the

meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a

beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I

responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" she said, "let's go

to my apartment." after arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me

and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bed room for a moment. I'll be right back." "ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.....followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

from ur personal experience?

I'd think so!

I was thinking 3-way action there until you mentioned the kids too....

Tell me its a joke ............. )

oh my...........

555 quality..

haha ...

U could also divorce from ur wife :-)

That kind of **** happens to me all the time.... Damn body language!!!

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awesome story

Ha ha!!! It must be a joke (I hope :-p)