Bangkok Bar Hostesses ... The World's Greatest Used Car Salespeople ...
I recently said good bye to some friends who had come to Thailand for a visit...These folks had explored the seedier sides of Bangkok and had alot of fun...When they finally left they said they could not believe how much money they had spent and how much spirits they consumed .. They needed a holiday from their holiday ... I explained that in my opinion that Bangkok Bar Hostesses were in fact the worlds greatest used car sales people....
My observations is as follows ... My friends (Casanova's) were walking down the street when they hear the Sirens of the Sea…. “Hey....handsome man…..Wow you are very Handsome…Could we talk for a minute…” Already my friends were doomed - they turned their ship towards the rocky shore of the Bangkok Bar Hostess…They did not stuff wax in their ears, nor did they lash themselves to the mast.. “Would you like to play a game of pool and maybe buy a beer … let me get you a beer….”
Casanova's consent to this and suggests that their new “friend” may also like a drink..on his tab…They did not realize that their drink has 6% alcohol and their resistance to her charms is fading .. Next the pool game…the hortess in fact is a pool shark -…but she lets them win a few games, and keeps it close..she also ensures that the drinks keep flowing…Each drink = commission..hey same with the pool game ...pool=commission…As they say…this model of bar hostess was definitely not driven only on Sundays by a little old lady going to church…..she is a sports coupe…ready to strip gears, and burn rubber…(so to speak..) As the pool games continue our girl ensures a bit of close contact with the fellows….this makes the pool game secondary to the real purchase…keep the buys buying drinks, and perhaps something else that may be for sale…Now the hostess calls in reinforcements in the form of her 2 friends ... with the skill of a Battle Field General the girls divide and conquer…each serving beer and cheering for her respective champion…
With 8-10 empty beer bottles littering the table the Casinovas asked the ladies if they would like dinner…perhaps if she would be willing to act as a tour guide for the week…a deal is cut, the bar tab is addressed and our boys drive out with a used car purchase he may have not intended to make…..wow….the powers of both used car salesmen and Bangkok bar hostess…not a thing to be trifled with.....
And finally at the airport the boys dragged themselves onto the plane - battered and bruised ... A wild time in the City of Angels ....
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