Santa ...
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Dear Santa ,
This Christmas , my list includes what I'd like for others to have . Not because I'm selfless and giving but because if these people had what I wish for them , my life would be much better . So Santa , when you get this letter pleses keep in mind that I've been a very good girl this year and by that I mean I have to put up with a lot of crap from a lot of people so be generous and make everyone on this list " Christmas dream come true " .
My crazy co-worker that turn to be my slave would like a real master , someone who can beat him just how he likes it . He would also need a life , a new hair gel that doesn't too sticky .( Jersey boys use too much hair gel , can we get rid of the hair gel , santa ? ) And also a book of how to find a good normal girlfriend for dummies .
My buddy at work would love to have a life as all he does is talk about how to win this stupid game " Dungeon dragon " to all the girls I tried to hook them up with him . He also need a shag badly so that he won't be an angry bitter person anymore ( He have been single for more than 4 years ) . For everyones sake , can you please find someone who maybe like to play Dungeon Dragon to shag him up ? He isn't that bad looking ...
My ex-husband would like someone who can teach him how to pay his own bills . And an english lesson so that I won't have to deal with all his paper works anymore .
My mail man would love some geography lesson as I'm tired of trying to expain to him that I don't understand Chinese , I'm from Thailand not Taiwan and people in Thailand doesn't speak Chinese...
Please bring my neighbors a divorce .The scream at eachother forever everynight , my boss doesn't seem to appreciate what I look like in the morning after getting only a couple of hours sleep .
The guy I used to go out with need a new phone , the one that doesn't have my number in it . So that he would stop calling or if you would smack him down abit and give him some sense that when someone never answer the call after the first date ... That's mean you should stop nagging her out ...
One of my girlfriend would like some lithium , and to have her entire wardrobe set on fire .. She also would like a new man , if she tell me how envy she feels about me and my man and how she would like a man like him again I'd kill myself ...
My stalkers need a lasik as there is some problem with their eyes ... Or with everything about them ... They would also like a therapist , but can you make her look like me so that all my stalkers would go stalk her instead of me .
Now Santa please focus on my list and get rid of those elves , those dudes freak me out !
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