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To My Valentine


The Punisher

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Hurry up, it's nearly 6:00pm! The laundry area closes at 7:00pm and I need my shirts washed! On the way home buy me some dinner from the restaurant up the road, something spicy but no fish! Stop by the 7/11 and pick up some milk. While you are there, don't don't forget to pay the damn electricity too, it's almost due (I told you last week). If you must, get yourself a Valentines Day card, but make sure it has a message already inside; I am tired and it would be inconsiderate of you to expect me to write something romantic after a long day at work.

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Hurry up, it's nearly 6:00pm! The laundry area closes at 7:00pm and I need my shirts washed! On the way home buy me some dinner from the restaurant up the road, something spicy but no fish! Stop by the 7/11 and pick up some milk. While you are there, don't don't forget to pay the damn electricity too, it's almost due (I told you last week). If you must, get yourself a Valentines Day card, but make sure it has a message already inside; I am tired and it would be inconsiderate of you to expect me to write something romantic after a long day at work.

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You tight sod. At least buy something to make her feel like a real woman

Tesco has a domestic cleaning kit on offer. Top quiality rubber gloves, bleaches, scouring creams etc

Everything a woman can dream of

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Thanks Gi, That the Sweetest and most romantic Valentines message I have seen this year

Well Done Mate, You are a Pioneer, A Leader and an inspiration to us all. :-)

But you will still have 2 Black eyes in the morning

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What about the beer at the Seven Eleven...how could She be so forgetful; why should you have to remind Her. Woman just dont unbderstand the pressure we're under eh...

Dr Sassy> Try a Montana Sauvingon Blanc, it's a grape that is particularly suited to the NZ climate...No it's not sheeps urine!

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