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No wonder men are happier!!

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Men Are Just Happier People
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What do you expect from such simple creatures? 
Your last name stays put. 
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. 
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. 
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. 
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. 
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can  open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
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Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket  knife. 
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. 
No wonder men are happier!!
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Men Are Just Happier People
overweight_man_with_popcorn_md_wht.gif
What do you expect from such simple creatures? 
Your last name stays put. 
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. 
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. 
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. 
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. 
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can  open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
man_watching_football_md_wht.gif
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket  knife. 
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. 
No wonder men are happier!!
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Dekka

You certainly know all the Positive Attributes of the male.

Positives of being a Woman. Don't sell yourselves short!

Women on the other hand are:-

More Beautiful than men

They adorn & dress themselves with Pride & they don't care what it costs to achieve that look.

They have more Allure & Mystery to them than men

They have been given the Honor of being able to conceive

Because Buddha/God Know that they will accept the role of

nuturing the New Life & they are loyal to that duty & knowing women have better Survival skills than man.

And Man has always needed Woman for Love, Companionship & Support.

Behind every successful man Is a Woman.

That's why we pursue you, we cannot do without you.

That is my opinion. Some men may have different views to mine. Well we are all different.

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LazyCat

Solon>>>>>>> I dont think normal person can be happy or smile all the time na, can you?

Dave40>>>>>> Nothing wrong because it's true...lol

Dekka>>>>>>>Almost of your saying was true but women are more beautiful than men ? I'm not sure na.. stegee>>>>>> Sounds so scary....

JTHM>>>>>>>Who ? Perfect partners ? Who said ? lol...

ThePunisher>>> What else that you pocket-knife can do ?

gav>>>>>>>>I do believe that you can do it even in 5 mins umm you do everything so quick,right?

Fiorellino>>>>> I'm sure that you are the happinest now... get well very soon naja nong sao.

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