Little Johnny walks into the bathroom just as his mother had finished showering. He points between her legs and says, "Mommy, what's that?"

Mommy, not wanting Johnny to become interested in sex at such a young age, says to him, "Johnny, inside of here there is a big set of teeth and if you ever put your pee pee thing into one of these it will cut your pee pee off!"

Johnny grows up and despite the odds, no one ever tells him anything different than what his mother had told him as a youngster. One day Johnny met the girl of his dreams and eventually they married.

On the honeymoon night, after showering Johnny gives his bride a kiss and says, "Goodnight, Honey", and turns off the light.

"Wait a minute!" says his bride, "Aren't you going to do something first?"

"Like what?", replies Johnny.

"Like put your manhood into my womanhood and make love to me.", comes the reply.

"Oh, no!!!", replies Johnny. "There's a big set of teeth in there that will cut my manhood off!"

His bride begins laughing hysterically and then insists that there are not any teeth in there. She hands him a flashlight and says, "Here. Crawl under the sheets and have a look for yourself."

Johnny dives under the sheets and after thrashing around for a minute, his bride pulls up the sheet and says, "Well? Find any teeth?"

Johnny replies, "No, but those are the most rotten looking gums I ever saw!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.........funny ()

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Thanks, for funny story.

Nasty! ;-p

poor bloke!

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dont belive you, Lil Johny is much smarter then that lol