1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from   Bulgaria. I saw her ****** this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely   horse.   I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxfordcrew."

5. USPGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is

playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'   said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed   and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the USMasters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come inhis shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

"11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come inhis shorts."

Er...............what sport is that then!!!! Is Eclipsing our new national sport???

Iam George quotes:: Er...............what sport is that then!!!! Is Eclipsing our new national sport???

Only you could notice and feel the need to bring up this mistake......Someone tries to to post a funny journal and and all you can come out with is negativityeez. Is there a need??

The guy was obviously sporting a pair of shorts hence rendering him a sportsmen, no wonder a-fook blocked u!!

You care more about your silly sports than helping a friend in need.......useless...........

Eddie what planet are you on tonight? Now **** off, and when you come back.......**** off again

PS Gav, sorry for lowering the tone of your journal........

If there is one thing i cant tolerate its bad language, there is no need for it especially when it is aimed at a fellow human being and it shows no respect whatsoever!

Eddie is there any fuckin need to use the word useless? bang out of order.

Sorry, he has no good intentions for humanity.......look at the foul language he chooses to use to address another........useless, only a big mouth that is meaningless...........

Eddie, why are you hijacking Gavs journal to throw personal insults at people?

Now go away and find someone that actually cares about what youre trying to say............

That's exactly it George, you don't really give a ****, only about yourself..........useless...

You obviously know me very well Eddie...........

Now youve ruined Gav's journal for tonight, whos your next target when youre bored insulting me? Its no coincidence that youve had a run in with many TF members, theres a bit of a common factor and its you.

I wont respond to any more of your comments and insults on here out of respect for Gavs journal, feel free to PM me if you have anything more to say and we can do it that way.

George and SteveJR, forget about any pm's ...don't wish to waste my time on useless things.........

Thanks for your kind consideration Eddie, I will sleep better tonight.

Can you please tell me why you felt the need to waste almost an hour of your precious time from 04:45 until 05:42 posting insults aimed at this so called useless thing? Can I now assume there wont be any more unprovoked insults thrown at me in the future? Just a thought :-)

You know why..........no need to go over this.....we can both forget each other, that will be just fine..........

Sorry Eddie, I dont know why, would you care to elaborate?

Nice journal Gav. I like number 7. Think I remember seeing that.......lolol.

hahaha That is sooooo funny...........and the journals not bad too Gav lol

lol...lol

Don't know what was better the fight between eddie and co or the journal!!!!!!!!! (The journal) lol

Ha Ha some funny sayings there....but i laughed more at the comments ..... Bristish sense of humour is great !! ...... keep taking the piss guys !!

Now now boys!!!! Gav at least that bike can be restored!

BJ: Restored, I'll give you restored......its in mint condition

I only just finished building it last week, Do you know how long it

took me to paint it and make it look like it was made of wood.

Dam some people just dont appericate a fine work of ART....lol

Gav mate, The work of art is called a "Splinter Giver".

And for crying out loud don't ride it mate.

Stick to the motor.