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<b>Warning!!...Virus<b>


Down2Earth

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LISTEN UP!
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

BUT...good news is

There's a very powerful vitamin called SMILY on market now.
Take SMILY 3 times after meal and make it double at bed time.

The WORK virus should be out of your system sooner OR laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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H-a-p-p-y F-r-i-d-a-y

♥ ~Nudie~

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LISTEN UP!
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

BUT...good news is

There's a very powerful vitamin called SMILY on market now.
Take SMILY 3 times after meal and make it double at bed time.

The WORK virus should be out of your system sooner OR laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

LOL
H-a-p-p-y F-r-i-d-a-y

♥ ~Nudie~

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Don't worry about ukjamie, he's a good guy and always at home alone.......yes, jamie....go wank yourself off and go to sleep..........no wonder I always thought that you was a lady-boy............

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I know this virus too. Besides the mentioned antidotes, there is also a third one 'funny tobacco' which is also quite effective...however, it may be so powerful that is completely kills the virus and it will never comeback again :-)

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"Fake love" virus sure is a very scary one.Worse than WORK i guess.Coz work will only make our body tired but fake love will break our heart in pieces!

But yes...take the "BE STRONG" vitamin and you will be fine soon enough! HUGS!

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beer wow count me in and for some smily as well and for work !!! damn , i cant say much since my boss is here a member too so ill be nice about work then hehe

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Unny> Yes my bed is singing to me now!

Afook> Thank you for the advice sir but i dont want to end up an old sad wanker! Ha ha ha! Ohh and I better watch out I see you have an thing about ladyboys!

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